alright folks its been a while but here we are its monday night time to do a high review of monday night raw im high and have a head ache so im sofficently pissed off, in the intro crowd scroll the camera guy ran into a fat guy i found that very funny, mic foley needs to stay out of wwe i love him but go away, cm punk comes out and here we go lets start raw, so cm punk recaprs last weeks raw and decilars he is gonna break both of johnny's arms, and invites him out, cm punk likes the lines, take ur balls out of ur purse, and just what the fuck is cena doing out here , fuck you cena embrace the hate, was that last week ryda got screwed over? oh god why does he have to say this every time? so i have no idea why he just made this match nor stipulation idk what ryda has to do with cena or kane, why does johnny always forget his words, bong toke, and really these fuck twats are out here to wrestle cena and punk, why couldnt vicki die instead of eddie, she needs to do steriods, and kill her family like benoit and when i say family i mean chavo, why do we let jack swagger talk, vicki i not a cougar she is a wildabeast, i like punks wrestling gear, commercial break, we are back and cena is on top of dolph and now they are wrestling, vicki in that skirt looks like two hogs hanging from hooks fighting for the lives, did dolph do a half retarded ric flair taunt? aparently cena got caught from behind, swaggers kick on the outside was weak and horrible, wow cena about fucked swagger up with that fu, that was close, punk gets one of the hottest tags ive seen in a while, i like how cena and swagger are going for submission when they are not the legal man and are not inside the ring, there is a sign in the front row and im pretty sure it says vicki gurero is not a woman, cm punk talks some trash, holy shit johnny agreed to wrestler punk i wonder how he is gonna fuck over punk with this one, bong toke commerial break, this jericho thing pisses me off, holy crap he speaks, but not for long, commercial break, oh ok i was wondering why cole was quoting r truth but thats because he is going to be in a match, no king last years royal rumble wa the biggest ever it was 40 ppl not 30 like normaly way to go, so the number of hall of famers are in there, just slightly over one full rumble match that would be a good rumble i have no idea if that last sentance made sense, this match between ryda and kan e should be good, commercial break, and kane is just fucking shit up he is fucking ryda all ove the arena eww lol, any way i think cena is gonna come out, there was a guy that works for wwe that when they showed eva was tyring his damnest not to be on camera, kane broke the wwe thingy, way to be fucked up ome one didnt put that togeter properly, i saw right before ryda went through the stage that that part of the stage was a slightly different colors, and kane is after eve, and i bet here comes cena, yup and here is cena lookling like a big white ape, and shit, this match isnt over... as if this moment wasn't "sad" enough there is a little child who shouted help him cena, love it, bong toke, commercial break, we returned to writer strapped to a board like a mummy, bong toke, eve was trying to cry this whole time and hasnt been able to, you can tell cause her mascare is still in tact, and john you gotta feel real bad about this, ha what a question, oh no the hate is coming out watch out, i like how he is trying to look scary but just looks constipated, commercial break we retrn to gender bender as mike calls him and i agree and the great white shemus, wade barrot comess out shemus takes a dangerous bump off the top, that was a horrible knee from the outside, during this match there is a guy trying to dude climbing backwards over the seats and shemus does a green bay plunge and they play it off like that wasnt extremly fucking impressive, shameass wins and then talks some shit to wade barrot, two taosand and twelve royal rumble match thus says shemus, mizz promo, truth comes in and saves it a bit, with using the word poop, or ninka, shut up johnny no one likes you, commercial break, and we come back to william regal fucking shit up, oh shit some body needs to call my mama, they got the area where ryda feel through the stage roped off, and hey brotus isnt in red today , he couldnt get his pants off in time, aww heath you lil jobber you, that was a hell of a throw, i dont like how his finisher is a cross body, but i love when he pinned him he said some body call my mama, loved it, that was fucking awesome, he has to keep his matches short because the dancing tires him so, commercial break and we are back i love these rumble videos, and now mizz and r truth, if it wasnt for mike i would fast forward through this match but for what ever reason he likes truth, commercial break, back to the match looks like we just missed some rest holds, that was a nice but slightly messy roll up, this match has actually been pretty solid im suprised ha fat bitch all scard haha, and truth wins, means mizz is first and this is distubring footage of zac rydar, he has a broken back haha awesome medical terminology, and im not going to get all of the main event cause my dvr fucking sucks,
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