2-13-12 friday night smack down wwe

ok laides and gentleman time for a new update its sundaynight, super bowl sunday, and its time to watch friday night smackdown to review, we hype barrot vs orton which should suck, amy said that this song is fagish lol so we know who are the people in the elimination chamber that ppv is gonna suck dick just saying, and at this point i have to run out for donuts so here is amy for the her first high review fill in. big fat black guy talkin to skinny black guy can i get an Amen! why is he so mean to Mark henry? here comes the pasty guy with hs head sweat poppin shamus is kinda cute royal rubber winner lol coty roads looks like the gurrr arrg guyss mike makes fun of things cody rhodes lover wishes he would say.... i lasted 40 mins and did all the work... i think warriors gonna come back. shamus has sweet eyes and thers a cat on my pillow i think they airbrush shamus whiter. my tummys bubblin... oopps cody fell before shamus did his spot. owww that hurt. cody rhoads is actualy doin pretty good in this match. booker said he didbt know he was gonna be in the ruble but he was all dressed ready to do... that indicates knowing your going to be in it.. wow the dirt on the screen of the laptop looks 3d.shamus has a new finisher.. needs tobe called the irish flounder because it looked floppy like a fish. GOD DAMN wade barret is UGLY! Taker is god... even if he is as old as mosus. cody roads looks like hes going to cry. this ganger dumbas is stupid gang bang on aussie and theres kalie or however its spelt. soo confused as to why these people are attacking one another... what ever happened to rivals? kali is out for no reason ohhh god... why is he back back? hacksaw? hmmmmm hahahaha bad joke... hacksaws retarded. santino is awesome... lol who was the guy who carried a manaquin head? thats who santino needs for a partner... his name had to do with winter i think so is wwe bringin back tag teams? hacksaws the only one in the match thats name dosnt end with O... and hes a cancer servivor. good for him. think santino did splits... gonna have to watch again... awww wish santino won cause hes awesome.. yay your home... the end. now i am back, and here comes my boy d bry thats right here he comes walking down to the ring oh yeah d bry fav 5 watch out fav 5 dbry wooo, im really liking the heel turn, i really do i do i do ew ew! i agree d bry is a great champ, im thinking about being a vegan, now im thinking about bacon, double bong toke and he does have a good point bryan has defended his title more than any other champion recently, oh big suprise, here comes big show, is ass pg ? especially double ass? oh this is good we needed to do this, here comes his injured girl friend even though it was a month ago she still got a nek brace on, well done, she is hot though u gotta say that, hit her!!! as bryan is walking his girlfriend to the back some drunk yells get out of here and its less coherant than this reveiw, divas doing some squats then fart and santino gets a wiff, commercial, nows its natalia phoenix vs jane snuka and bow chicka wow wow, i actually have an interest in this match, other than oxona, and u can hear beth apologizing for her hard tag, that was awesome, and wow its over already thats horrible, we recap the shitty reason to give mark henry some time off, and oh yeah as if they match couldnt get any shittier its khli that replaces him, commercial break, we suck cenas dick for a minute have a talk with orton and commercial break, and back to orton and barot this match much like this event hould suck, we start with a very sloppy back and forth slobber knocker, and already we are outside they dont have any talent in ring lets see about outside it, and we throw barot into a few things and then we do a back breaker on the outside which was not bad idea, if the baracade wasnt so padded, and as orton pulls out a table commercial break, and back and the table spot was useless how do u fuck up a table spot , be ortaon and barot, way to go, id rather watcho two monkeys fucking while throwing their own fecies at a pile of puke that slowly dumps at random intervals like the bird that dips into the water that was cool back in the 80s, he was raised on the streets fighting for his meals so this is in his element a controlled enviorment where u cant do certain things, and to beat your oponent u must be able to hold them down for 3 seconds, which as far as i remember is how i won my last fight on the street i got into, fuck this show, fuck orton, fuck barrot, fuck this rivalry, fuck wwe, and fuck smack down, oh and fuck cole, the meg episodes of family guy are more entertaning than this match, id rather spend this time trying to practice cutting my toe nails with an axe. orton is a five move of doomer too, how were they able to stand up and get out the way before barot even was thrown ?  orton wins big fucking suprisse, bryan next week is facing orton should be decent to shitty, bryan comes out orton stare shim down and that was this disapointing episode of smackdown hope you all enjoyed it cause i didnt