thursday 12-1-11 tna

alright folks its another night of wrestling friday night which means thursday night tna review, sorry i havent been reviewing wrestling for a while but for fuck sake it aint even worth it, i know bad wrestling makes for a good review but this has just been shit you want my review of wwe right now... twitter. thats it, there u go, for fuck sake, now tna is slipping too now that it had solid ground to work on, with a golden oportunity to do something great they decided instead to make robert rude a heel and fucked everything up, even though last time he was a heel, no one gave a fuck about him, so way to go, james storm would have been amazing, his cath phrase is perfect for it but no hogans got a dick in the ass of tna and so fuck that, and i like how sting is taking the hogan route, i dont want to wrestle so im going to be in control, for fuck sake, we open with highlights of rude turning heel, and sting coming out and having a chat with rude, rude try's to pander as the average every day selfish heel great angle, fuck you, oh my god aj is coming out why is he coming out oh now whats going to happen, oh no he isnt done, jeffy hardy oh no, we are gonna have ants, so did being sober suck the fashion sense and creativity out of hard? isnt sting supose to be unbiest or do we just not care? fuck it triple threat, or three way dance for the main event should be good, probably wont, probably end with rude cheating to win, in the midst of something cool about to happen, this should be good! what commercial break? we return to jeffy hardy saying him and rude got hit with the titles, way to go, fuck u jeff jarret, you fucked up tried to kill the company shut up, omg jj is not even believable thats horrible, god this angle sucks, umm where did my wahing car girls go, and why am i looking at bully rays ugly mug, umm whats bischoff getting paid for? if dickie and sting are running the company, why is he getting paid, and to come up with a masterplan to presuade abyss into stop trying to kill immortal they chose bully ray and scott steiner, yeah cause those are the genuis's you want on that job, and commercial break, wow i love this angle so much i dont mind hearing karens nasty raunchy voice, raunchy in a bad way not like what tara is doing, if miss testmackers ass was any better it have to be a bacon sandwhich cause thats they only thing that would be betteri supose, and i really thought this toxic bitch was going to be banging but no, not really, and yay the mexican steriotype is still on the scene, oh wow wtf is this match, pope and devon when did that happen, i love the fact that people dont know what to make of the pope, they dont know if they should cheer him or boo him, i love it so much lol mike teenay said they were just this close to geting that much closer to the tag team titles, but i wonder if when he said this close if he put his fingers up real close together, oh god that was an amazingly hard spine buster, wow devon n pope win good they are doing new teams they needed to, commercial break and we return to austin aries coming out and when i heard his music and saw his video thought it was a bitch coming out, any one else thinks kid kash looks retarded, retarded and george w bush both those maybe the same thing, commercial break, back to aj styles talking about the match nothing special there, no ground breaking promo shots, why why u ask that is why u need an announer, god damn gunner hit that dude fucking hard, i cant belive that, damn, now sting is talking to jarrett and yet another commercial break, and back to the washing of cars, i love it, wow stiener and bully, normally red blooded american monster, mickie james vs odb and mickie got splattered on the floor, dualling cookie sheets are we tcw? wtf? i dont think u can say ass on tna any more, wow mickie is really showing her flexiblity in this match and i like it, odb couldnt have had that chair any closer to her fae, wow, and we are back to james storm, and oh loo here is kurt angle, oh they love their concusions dont they, damn who are the sluts, oh bully and steiners plan i remember now, commercial break, this whole rude family thing is stupid, i dont like it at all i dont care about it, now to rvd vs robbie e, cant belive he is a champ, that makes me sad, e takes a horrible spill out side just sloppy, and hell of a bouncer, he just pushed robbie e off of him, and head to head rolling thunder after a planted kick, concentration laps by van damn, no that just called being high, eric young came out for no reason, daniels comes in robbie e doesnt know how to roll out of the way, ha the sluts got fucked lol hahaha thats funny shit, commercial break, now here omes the match and lets see how rude cheats to win this match if my dvr will let me watch it, commercial break and back to the match, back to the handicapped triple threat match, and now we get some good back and froth with jeff and aj, u knew it would happen dont say u didnt, rude starts to get control of the match and the pace of the match slows, aj wa going to try to kip up and failed, what i hardy positioing himself for, oh thats what he is setting up for, right before jeff hits the fatal warning, jeff flips his hair back but two  piece of hair stay on his face in the form of an x in his forhead that was awesome and jeff jarrett helps rude to cheat to win, and that is where tna ends for me. hope u liked it