Monday, October 24, 2011

monday oct 24th WWE RAW

alright here we go its been a while since ive done a good high review, and well after last nights ppv i cant garuntee it will be a good raw but im in a very sinicle mood towrards the wwe after they shit in my mouth with the ppv they called vengance. you know what i find hard to swallow is that delrio is still in the wwe but on top of that, he is a champion the wwe champion, why, he has no talent, he is completly replaceable, why, what in the fuck would u do that, and high lights (if you want to call them that) from vengance, and omg its so shocking that nash csame back for like a 3rd time and cole u cant remember the last time the WWE ppv had so much contraversy how about when cm punk walked out as the wolrd title and left the compnay, that has less contraversy than, mizz and truth, costing cena the title and nash returning again for the 3rd time or some shit, way to go, not even five minutes in and i want to cut your tongue out of ur mouth so u stop saying stupid shit! wow triple h has a huge shnouzer, oh congrats hunter not every one hates you, if he cries im turning this shit off, is this forever? this just turned gay, he broke ur heart? what the fuck, we doing another billy and chuck angle? oh god i knew i couldnt go a raw with out hearing this ass hole, damn hunter has a big ass hand to, i would hate to be that mic, he got big bulging veins out of his hand thats not normal, yadda yadda yadda get me kevin nash, yadda yadda yadaa, he stepped through the rope, just because triple h told him not to, wow nash uses a sledge hammer, and is that a new arm tat, is that why nash took a month off so he could get a fresh new tat so he would look cooler and younger on tv, really? fuck this company, so i think stephanie is behind all of this, every one thinks its john lanurgitus but i think its stephanie and maybe, john L job, some one screaming please reset, haha, some one fucked up, mark henry did this whole im a strong man i dont need ur help to walk oh god here im falling over help me lord, commercial break, so they are rying to be very serious about triple h's injury the people behind him are laughing their asses off, triple h is strapped ina board and nash is going to kill hunter i guess, and as he is on the gurney or how ever u spell it, there is one of the guys says ok guys like get him on the gerney, and then it cuts to commercial, speaking of a horrible way to start off raw cole here comes fucking orton, well now this fucking match looks so promising seeing how good these two matches were last night seperatly i cant imagine putting them together and so i shall fast forward there was a commercial in the middle of the match, as long as he is not carrying a skate board who was that a shot at? commercial break, so we come back to ziggler, and santino, and so it seems like i cant escape from all the same ppl as last night, at least dolph has his trunk unlike last night, why do these people get put on my tv? when you are a something or other champion and you have to cheat to beat santino marella, you might as well quit now before minitista rapes you, commercial break, so far my fav part of raw has been the commercial break, we come back to delrip yadda yadda yadda oh wait cm punk here we go, lets press play, jesus christ here comes fuck twat, whats not gonna happen on ur watch, whats with the skate board comments, why is delrio still in the ring, oh thats why so cm punk can fuck him up, damn lil mexican buddy is taking a shit load of bumps recently, king just randomly said brother, like hogan, thats weird, commercial break, back to nadia and some dude, and so beth is bonkin cm punk, that is crazy i figurd punk would want some one more like kelly kelly, but maybe she is too wild, has there only been like 3 matches in this whole show? morison vs barrett, thats horrible, lets see if john can carry wade, and another fucking commercial break, i think ive seen more commercials than i have seen wrestlers, barett uses blck hole slam, boring match, way to botch the end barret u suck go fuck urself. this cole vs jr is stupid, but i hope he loses, commercial break back to ryder mizz n truth beat up ryder n mizz totally mizes ryders head with a kick n here comes mizz n R, idont care about this, commercail break, back to handi cap cena, eww cena spit all over the mic eww, and that was there mezierable excuse for a program fuck this company

Friday, October 14, 2011

Oct 14th Thurs , TNA Review

ok so i know its been a while, but here were im high and its TnA time ddint even mean for that n to be lower case but it happened, any way, we start of with a recap of hogan sting and angle roode and here comes angle, one last time kurt how many talks do u need, greatest wrestler to ever tie a pair of boots, no i dont tink so and i think urs are velcrow u retard i will prove that i will prove, kurt shut the f uck up and get hit by a bus already, where is ur wheel chair, i think rvd got hit in the pills by a chair, way to go talentless lynn, commercial break and its daniles and lynn vs rvd and aj style but where is rvd oh there he is way to build up the suspense and nice way to kick off the fallen angles face now we know how he fell, that was a gay joke, i mean damn why did i type that, wow he got some height on that monkey flip idk what they are doing with the aj angle but idk i jus tidk how i feel or why they are doing it or anything all that all the above, commercial break, and morgan vs joe should be decent, oh morgan shouldnt wear white trunks eww, maybe i was wrong this math is slow, nd now its over, what was the point, oh no joes gotta submission, this has been done before joe, and u did it uch better back then, haha he cant say alpha male, oh shit what if the alpha male comes back and bfg holy shit that be crazy, commercial break, back to immagrants, did he say iron his socks, why do ur socks need ironed,thats a sexy bitch with a mowhawk, wow way to fuk up a face bump, dumb fuck commercail break, bak to hippie n a rod vs val venis n kid rock, why did kendrick drop of the ring apron to jump in the ring, that was a good suplex that was a horrible cadapault, sloppy back breaker, slopp sloppy sloppy, cold hot tag, oh my god that was a train wreck sliced bread about knocks out the ref the move lands on the belt in the refs view and no dq, yay tna aa sells a title being dropped on his chest,and would u look at those tits, commercial break wow karent jarret has her ow ngay lil version of kurt angles music, gay she is the vice president who is the president, and fighting like a banshee, i dont hink banshees fight, they screech, like crack whore rayne, id pay velvet, oh yeah, no karen i dont want to see you, id only way to see in a jigsaw trap u dumb bitch, wow look at the security fill up the ring with there three guys, commercial, i got 99 problems but a bitch aint one, hi im aj style, have u been injured in an accident and wrong fuly paid insurance fees if so call me at 555 here comes daniles to kick my ass, it does not suprise me that scott steiner is from the D, and i wanna make a video with mr andersons entrance, and when he says anderson for the first time arn andersons face pops up and u hear the "huh" from botchamania, then when he says its again Mr anderson from the Matrix pops up with the "Huh" sound again, but i dont have the stuff to do it, abyss fucks up and then finally snaps and is getting his ass kicked, commercial break and here is my perdiction bfg, james storm turns his back just like jeff jarret and jeff hardy and anderson, he will come out to help roode and super kick him instead and then say sorry about your damn luck, commercial break and its the handicapped match so lets count the moves before immortal comes out, that was a weak spine buster, could have been so much better where is batista, whats up with roode and the crippler cross face, and wow he won, thats impressive, he is not winning, that sux, those are some weak ass kciks, bully ray was late, jame storm comes out to help and gets his ass kicked which is a bit of foreshaddowing for bfc, and here comes angle, oh shit hardy, god bully just fucks everyting up and got punched in the fucking face, mike teenay didnt know if she could call it a tsit of fate or hate, so he just called it the twist, like its the 70s, commercial break, flounder?this dude whom i cant remember his name , is very weird looking when u stare at him, jeremy borahs sounds right but idk ,is the contract signing a debate, and its not official yet? then why would hogan sign the contract if he slipped up, this makes less sense than the man in the crowd wit ha rain bow beard, its true its out there, that was the slowest least inticlimactic table flip, its like it was in slow motion, and my dvr sucks a dick thats it