thursday 12-1-11 tna

alright folks its another night of wrestling friday night which means thursday night tna review, sorry i havent been reviewing wrestling for a while but for fuck sake it aint even worth it, i know bad wrestling makes for a good review but this has just been shit you want my review of wwe right now... twitter. thats it, there u go, for fuck sake, now tna is slipping too now that it had solid ground to work on, with a golden oportunity to do something great they decided instead to make robert rude a heel and fucked everything up, even though last time he was a heel, no one gave a fuck about him, so way to go, james storm would have been amazing, his cath phrase is perfect for it but no hogans got a dick in the ass of tna and so fuck that, and i like how sting is taking the hogan route, i dont want to wrestle so im going to be in control, for fuck sake, we open with highlights of rude turning heel, and sting coming out and having a chat with rude, rude try's to pander as the average every day selfish heel great angle, fuck you, oh my god aj is coming out why is he coming out oh now whats going to happen, oh no he isnt done, jeffy hardy oh no, we are gonna have ants, so did being sober suck the fashion sense and creativity out of hard? isnt sting supose to be unbiest or do we just not care? fuck it triple threat, or three way dance for the main event should be good, probably wont, probably end with rude cheating to win, in the midst of something cool about to happen, this should be good! what commercial break? we return to jeffy hardy saying him and rude got hit with the titles, way to go, fuck u jeff jarret, you fucked up tried to kill the company shut up, omg jj is not even believable thats horrible, god this angle sucks, umm where did my wahing car girls go, and why am i looking at bully rays ugly mug, umm whats bischoff getting paid for? if dickie and sting are running the company, why is he getting paid, and to come up with a masterplan to presuade abyss into stop trying to kill immortal they chose bully ray and scott steiner, yeah cause those are the genuis's you want on that job, and commercial break, wow i love this angle so much i dont mind hearing karens nasty raunchy voice, raunchy in a bad way not like what tara is doing, if miss testmackers ass was any better it have to be a bacon sandwhich cause thats they only thing that would be betteri supose, and i really thought this toxic bitch was going to be banging but no, not really, and yay the mexican steriotype is still on the scene, oh wow wtf is this match, pope and devon when did that happen, i love the fact that people dont know what to make of the pope, they dont know if they should cheer him or boo him, i love it so much lol mike teenay said they were just this close to geting that much closer to the tag team titles, but i wonder if when he said this close if he put his fingers up real close together, oh god that was an amazingly hard spine buster, wow devon n pope win good they are doing new teams they needed to, commercial break and we return to austin aries coming out and when i heard his music and saw his video thought it was a bitch coming out, any one else thinks kid kash looks retarded, retarded and george w bush both those maybe the same thing, commercial break, back to aj styles talking about the match nothing special there, no ground breaking promo shots, why why u ask that is why u need an announer, god damn gunner hit that dude fucking hard, i cant belive that, damn, now sting is talking to jarrett and yet another commercial break, and back to the washing of cars, i love it, wow stiener and bully, normally red blooded american monster, mickie james vs odb and mickie got splattered on the floor, dualling cookie sheets are we tcw? wtf? i dont think u can say ass on tna any more, wow mickie is really showing her flexiblity in this match and i like it, odb couldnt have had that chair any closer to her fae, wow, and we are back to james storm, and oh loo here is kurt angle, oh they love their concusions dont they, damn who are the sluts, oh bully and steiners plan i remember now, commercial break, this whole rude family thing is stupid, i dont like it at all i dont care about it, now to rvd vs robbie e, cant belive he is a champ, that makes me sad, e takes a horrible spill out side just sloppy, and hell of a bouncer, he just pushed robbie e off of him, and head to head rolling thunder after a planted kick, concentration laps by van damn, no that just called being high, eric young came out for no reason, daniels comes in robbie e doesnt know how to roll out of the way, ha the sluts got fucked lol hahaha thats funny shit, commercial break, now here omes the match and lets see how rude cheats to win this match if my dvr will let me watch it, commercial break and back to the match, back to the handicapped triple threat match, and now we get some good back and froth with jeff and aj, u knew it would happen dont say u didnt, rude starts to get control of the match and the pace of the match slows, aj wa going to try to kip up and failed, what i hardy positioing himself for, oh thats what he is setting up for, right before jeff hits the fatal warning, jeff flips his hair back but two  piece of hair stay on his face in the form of an x in his forhead that was awesome and jeff jarrett helps rude to cheat to win, and that is where tna ends for me. hope u liked it

nov 3rd TNA Impact

alright so this weeks tna should be good, cause last weeks was prety shitty but set up for this one to be good, hell yeah rude got screwed, and all that, i did not like that finish of the match last week, so is this where one of them turns heel?? i hope not honestly i know its setting up for it but i hope they take the rode less traled and keep them together, actualy would be a really good angle for the company who promotes spostmanship, we treat every one with respect in the south, unless they are a different color than us, i drink beer, pander pander, i drink beer, pander pander pander, i drink beer, pander world champion pander, oh its already been broughten bitch! steal the show? i think ur the main event...  commercial break, back to divas, i meant knock outs, if ms tesmarkrs ass was any nicer, idk if it would be real, fake ass ha, her top is the texas state flag and her ass is shaped like the state of texas, no seriously look at it, see texas, you can exacute a 5 yr old retard in there, wow yeah i went there, im even ashamed of that but its said and done now, this match just got boring guy kim just took control of the match, my god she might spear better than goldberg, wow that was imrpessive, id hate to job to that fucking move, the weakest big boot ever, dumb shit dumb dumb shit, i hope tracy does something about this, idk wtf she can do but yeah, wow no she didnt, and here is garet bischoff, whats with these names i cant spell, comercial break, we come back to bischoff jr, imma call him BJ from now on, is he goin to cry really u bitch, i thought u had potiential not if ur gonna cry before ur first match u faggot, yay for domestic voilence, yay, yay, commercial break, austin aries vs jess some body, commercial break, idk who ronnie is, i know he is from the jersey shore but that doesnt help me, because well jersey is kinda big, so yeah fuk this guy get off my tv commercial break and back to jj vs anderson, i thought this impact was going to be good its been shitty, or maybe its that tag match they keep talking about with jj bully vs hardy and anderon, this could be decent but i bet it will suck, this match sucked im so bored with this whole even fuck this shit, any way ommercial break, wow that talk between crimson and morgan was long and horribly drawn out, commercial break back to a video backage of the same shit we been seeing for 3 months, and now they are coming to the ring, and we can get this damn thing on a role if we can get fuck face out of ther ing and shut his mouth, commercial break, there is a big tall guy in front of the hard cam who stands up wearing a blue bandana, i thought it was a guy from the blue man group, supperplex nicely done, aww my dvr is going to cut this match off, yup he hooked him for the cross face and idk what happened after that why does my dvr hate everything i watch?

monday oct 24th WWE RAW

alright here we go its been a while since ive done a good high review, and well after last nights ppv i cant garuntee it will be a good raw but im in a very sinicle mood towrards the wwe after they shit in my mouth with the ppv they called vengance. you know what i find hard to swallow is that delrio is still in the wwe but on top of that, he is a champion the wwe champion, why, he has no talent, he is completly replaceable, why, what in the fuck would u do that, and high lights (if you want to call them that) from vengance, and omg its so shocking that nash csame back for like a 3rd time and cole u cant remember the last time the WWE ppv had so much contraversy how about when cm punk walked out as the wolrd title and left the compnay, that has less contraversy than, mizz and truth, costing cena the title and nash returning again for the 3rd time or some shit, way to go, not even five minutes in and i want to cut your tongue out of ur mouth so u stop saying stupid shit! wow triple h has a huge shnouzer, oh congrats hunter not every one hates you, if he cries im turning this shit off, is this forever? this just turned gay, he broke ur heart? what the fuck, we doing another billy and chuck angle? oh god i knew i couldnt go a raw with out hearing this ass hole, damn hunter has a big ass hand to, i would hate to be that mic, he got big bulging veins out of his hand thats not normal, yadda yadda yadda get me kevin nash, yadda yadda yadaa, he stepped through the rope, just because triple h told him not to, wow nash uses a sledge hammer, and is that a new arm tat, is that why nash took a month off so he could get a fresh new tat so he would look cooler and younger on tv, really? fuck this company, so i think stephanie is behind all of this, every one thinks its john lanurgitus but i think its stephanie and maybe, john L job, some one screaming please reset, haha, some one fucked up, mark henry did this whole im a strong man i dont need ur help to walk oh god here im falling over help me lord, commercial break, so they are rying to be very serious about triple h's injury the people behind him are laughing their asses off, triple h is strapped ina board and nash is going to kill hunter i guess, and as he is on the gurney or how ever u spell it, there is one of the guys says ok guys like get him on the gerney, and then it cuts to commercial, speaking of a horrible way to start off raw cole here comes fucking orton, well now this fucking match looks so promising seeing how good these two matches were last night seperatly i cant imagine putting them together and so i shall fast forward there was a commercial in the middle of the match, as long as he is not carrying a skate board who was that a shot at? commercial break, so we come back to ziggler, and santino, and so it seems like i cant escape from all the same ppl as last night, at least dolph has his trunk unlike last night, why do these people get put on my tv? when you are a something or other champion and you have to cheat to beat santino marella, you might as well quit now before minitista rapes you, commercial break, so far my fav part of raw has been the commercial break, we come back to delrip yadda yadda yadda oh wait cm punk here we go, lets press play, jesus christ here comes fuck twat, whats not gonna happen on ur watch, whats with the skate board comments, why is delrio still in the ring, oh thats why so cm punk can fuck him up, damn lil mexican buddy is taking a shit load of bumps recently, king just randomly said brother, like hogan, thats weird, commercial break, back to nadia and some dude, and so beth is bonkin cm punk, that is crazy i figurd punk would want some one more like kelly kelly, but maybe she is too wild, has there only been like 3 matches in this whole show? morison vs barrett, thats horrible, lets see if john can carry wade, and another fucking commercial break, i think ive seen more commercials than i have seen wrestlers, barett uses blck hole slam, boring match, way to botch the end barret u suck go fuck urself. this cole vs jr is stupid, but i hope he loses, commercial break back to ryder mizz n truth beat up ryder n mizz totally mizes ryders head with a kick n here comes mizz n R, idont care about this, commercail break, back to handi cap cena, eww cena spit all over the mic eww, and that was there mezierable excuse for a program fuck this company

Oct 14th Thurs , TNA Review

ok so i know its been a while, but here were im high and its TnA time ddint even mean for that n to be lower case but it happened, any way, we start of with a recap of hogan sting and angle roode and here comes angle, one last time kurt how many talks do u need, greatest wrestler to ever tie a pair of boots, no i dont tink so and i think urs are velcrow u retard i will prove that i will prove, kurt shut the f uck up and get hit by a bus already, where is ur wheel chair, i think rvd got hit in the pills by a chair, way to go talentless lynn, commercial break and its daniles and lynn vs rvd and aj style but where is rvd oh there he is way to build up the suspense and nice way to kick off the fallen angles face now we know how he fell, that was a gay joke, i mean damn why did i type that, wow he got some height on that monkey flip idk what they are doing with the aj angle but idk i jus tidk how i feel or why they are doing it or anything all that all the above, commercial break, and morgan vs joe should be decent, oh morgan shouldnt wear white trunks eww, maybe i was wrong this math is slow, nd now its over, what was the point, oh no joes gotta submission, this has been done before joe, and u did it uch better back then, haha he cant say alpha male, oh shit what if the alpha male comes back and bfg holy shit that be crazy, commercial break, back to immagrants, did he say iron his socks, why do ur socks need ironed,thats a sexy bitch with a mowhawk, wow way to fuk up a face bump, dumb fuck commercail break, bak to hippie n a rod vs val venis n kid rock, why did kendrick drop of the ring apron to jump in the ring, that was a good suplex that was a horrible cadapault, sloppy back breaker, slopp sloppy sloppy, cold hot tag, oh my god that was a train wreck sliced bread about knocks out the ref the move lands on the belt in the refs view and no dq, yay tna aa sells a title being dropped on his chest,and would u look at those tits, commercial break wow karent jarret has her ow ngay lil version of kurt angles music, gay she is the vice president who is the president, and fighting like a banshee, i dont hink banshees fight, they screech, like crack whore rayne, id pay velvet, oh yeah, no karen i dont want to see you, id only way to see in a jigsaw trap u dumb bitch, wow look at the security fill up the ring with there three guys, commercial, i got 99 problems but a bitch aint one, hi im aj style, have u been injured in an accident and wrong fuly paid insurance fees if so call me at 555 here comes daniles to kick my ass, it does not suprise me that scott steiner is from the D, and i wanna make a video with mr andersons entrance, and when he says anderson for the first time arn andersons face pops up and u hear the "huh" from botchamania, then when he says its again Mr anderson from the Matrix pops up with the "Huh" sound again, but i dont have the stuff to do it, abyss fucks up and then finally snaps and is getting his ass kicked, commercial break and here is my perdiction bfg, james storm turns his back just like jeff jarret and jeff hardy and anderson, he will come out to help roode and super kick him instead and then say sorry about your damn luck, commercial break and its the handicapped match so lets count the moves before immortal comes out, that was a weak spine buster, could have been so much better where is batista, whats up with roode and the crippler cross face, and wow he won, thats impressive, he is not winning, that sux, those are some weak ass kciks, bully ray was late, jame storm comes out to help and gets his ass kicked which is a bit of foreshaddowing for bfc, and here comes angle, oh shit hardy, god bully just fucks everyting up and got punched in the fucking face, mike teenay didnt know if she could call it a tsit of fate or hate, so he just called it the twist, like its the 70s, commercial break, flounder?this dude whom i cant remember his name , is very weird looking when u stare at him, jeremy borahs sounds right but idk ,is the contract signing a debate, and its not official yet? then why would hogan sign the contract if he slipped up, this makes less sense than the man in the crowd wit ha rain bow beard, its true its out there, that was the slowest least inticlimactic table flip, its like it was in slow motion, and my dvr sucks a dick thats it

Rob Dydrek's fantasy factory

so the first ever rob dydrek fantasy factory, high review and we start off with shooting hoops with the dodge ball launcer, and it looks pretty fun but drama is not having fun, drama really wanted to sit on rob's lap, and he is having girl friend issues, a nickle cnat love a dime, they are shooting basketballs into the ag that big cat is trying to work in, what happens in 2 days, going to seattle, and its time to skate board with some friends, and home boy runs into the door, nice, oh shit watch out he is ready, commercial break, tucker tried to fast forward live tv, so they are bringing in some bitches and put an ear piece in the and tell them what to say, this is gonna be great, drama is getting pimp, oh my god, this is great, but drama thinks its weird, he said omg lets not talking about farting, wow not even a little bit happy, what the fuck drama sir, he was gonna say gay but then remember he was on tv, commercial break where is ur heart at, he is gonna gaze him so hard, wow this is a legit thing, oh my god, who ever edited this clip where braunswager comes out is a genius, wow that is really all he did, came out stared and left, commercial break, street league skateboarding the biggest stage of all skate boarding, wow thats a lot of people, i think it just blurred a mans ass out in the crowd, and lets check in on drama i have a feeling this lady used to be a man, oh no its a puppy, wow drama is getting gay on this dog, and that is the first ever tv episode high review

sept 26th 2011 Monday night raw

welcome to raw, and ladies and gentleman we start out, with the game, he decideds to show us the reason he fired the miz and truth, and aparently its mid card raw ranting, dolph fuck face comes out and bitches then cody my face is fucked up rhodes, and he bitches then im only as good as my tag team partner can carry me, christian comes out and bitches, and triple h lays down the law, commercial break, and we continue midcard hour with this 10 man battle royal for the who gives a fuck title, i realy cant remember which title he has cause i dont care oh intercontinetal i figured it out by process of elimination, i almost said europeon, and booker aparently has been under a rock and is shocked to see a seond sin cara, wait rhodes and ted are feuding when the fuck did that happen, if he celtric crosses him over the top ill piss my pants, i think rhodes just tried to rape shamues, shameus fucks up big time and cant get his foot over the rhodes and like i knew it, rhodes weasels his way into a victory commercial break, and we are recapping mark henry whooping and senior center, oh my god the look on booker t's face when micole said anal bleeding? why does this raspy voiced bastard always want to give me the full title of his job whom i dont remember still, and are we really doing, i lost my thought of training cause klly kelly popped up umm yeah damn, i dont like evas new hair does that make me gay? commercial break, a special remast, so i really hope they do a lesibain angle with beth phoenix and bitch face, you wanna go eve, what bitch ill jerk you off, nickala natalia hart on just copped 2 feels on eve's booty, that looks painful as shit, sam if u watched this match learn to do what ever the fuck that was, alot of spanking and eve takes a super man dive out the ring lol that shit was epic i love this match never thought id say that about a divas match, some one gonna get their ass kick and some one has a 69 sign, commercial break, so now we have mark henry talentless hack, and great kahli, a even more talentless fuck, wow kahli took the bump before henry even swung, who on the ground, umm i think i am, commercial break, damn a lot of commercial break, there all onioins they are all out there, the hell in the cell is like church, thank you jr, cena is feeling some love and he is loving it, and milking it, wow thats gay, i like cm punk chants, cena is talking still i have no idea what about, punk cant count, wow delrio it doesnt matter ill kick your butt, wow punk just got punched in the fucking mouth, by delrio, damn he aint happy, thats right the tee of us, hahaha, stopp talking , comercial break woo woo woo, i think im starting to secretly like zac ryder, dolph has new music and it fucking blows dicks for ducks wrong sir wrong, booker t is crazy, wow really thought that they were gonna let ryder win, TLO? who is that teddy long orange? ew vicki should not be in that top and she should not be running in it, commercial break, and back to the match should be decent match here, weak warriors way but not bad he likes big bonded, so who is gonna be there third man that comes out of no where?ah mini tista, though i notice he has been growing out his hair so they stop calling him that but it aint helping, do something ryder do something, he gets closed lined, way to do a face turn right there, commercial break, if kelly kelly did a porn , it would make billions, and back to black pee wee hermin and the munchkin crew, fuck my ears its delrios fuck face, i wanna c, cm punk, kick the fuck out of his face, john why dont u tell us something obvious about hell in a cell, ok cole well blah blah blah not saying anything interesting my whole demeaner is monotone and boring, how do i even get over? wow punk just big booted delrio that was sick, and cm punk wins, and the cell is coming down, and the cell is coming down, and cena and rod rigeuz and punk are locked in, and delrio with a chair, and end, good raw

Reefer Madness (the movie)

well welcome to the first ever high review of a movie, the movie, reefer madness, we open with a boat load of credits and a boat load of bull shit to follow, we then go to some man ranting about how marijuna spelled with an h, is worse than heroin, thats right herion, we are subjected to follow these teens in their daily life, and the habbits of a bunch of people whom we asume are the devil worshiping drug dealer, they are promoting a big party, the pianist whom im pretty sure is on herioin also is aparently a pot head, and he smokes a mairjuna ciggarette like he does a dick, we finaly get to the party, and they all seem to be drunk, dear god they are fornecating on the couch, a lady is passing out the weed, does that actually happen? ever, who gives out joints? what in gods name is wrong , if this is how it was back in the day i wanna be around then and not now, now i gotta buy my own shit back then you could roll up in some weird persons crib and just been giving a joint, we cut to the kid and some older guy, young boy begs for a ciggarette, old man might cut his throat and we are in the office, big and tall suit comes in, i think small man just threatened big man, i think big man just threatened to rape lil mans kid if he had any, aparently when every one in this town gets high they turn into a bobble head, and you can kill some one going 45 and omg they hit this car and it was the best hit and run ive ever seen in my life omg that was some funny shit, billy or jimmy or mcjunior son of a bitch never lies, idk why he is so special but i guess he is, mr carol, meets with the big goverment man, and they cant do nothing till the public grows a hard on, he has cabnits of marijuana records, they said this dude got high and killed his whole family with an axe what in the fuck sake of fuck holy shit that is retarded if ur mad enough to kill some one you are no longer stoned, its impossible, this old guy i have no idea if he is a new character or not sits down with jack off, bill, bill is his name, and i think mr carol wants to rape bill, lots of rape hints in here, suggestion, young lady is mad then suddenly bettr, if these people are supose to be high ive never seen any one smoke and then act in such a manner, ever never, and ive been doing this for a while, there is some bickering in the kitchen some laughter some creepy guy who keeps laughing for no reason and then some sex? cops checking on that hit and run with this movie im very surpised they are keeping up, jimmy didnt leave no message for mary, mary ends up and druggy's party palace, creepy laugh man has mary backing in a corner, lets see what mary does, i use commas alot, mary seems to not notice that is weed in here cigarette and not tabaco, bo peep is all fucked up and tweeking out, and mary is goin to get molested! no no i think rape, oh no hulk smash hulk smash, ary is upset that her rapist is getting beat up, damn boy fuck em up hulk, i think hulk just shot mary oh shit, and then got knocked in the head, the bullet shot from across the room hit mary at a downward angle, and mary jane killed mary, slappy mc dick baptaizes hulk ad then hulk sees that mary is dead, and drops the gun which could have fired again, killing some one else, they blame hulk for shooting mary, hulk sad, aparently teens drinking is better than kids smoking, thats what we should tell the cops none o this makes sense, and i think the movie is about over , hit and run man talks to scuba diver, who knows i dont know half these people are, now we are in court, weed causes errors in time and space, blah blah blah, creepy laughter guy is really mad now, then old clemintine is talking to old man rivers, who knows what they are talking about, but he is going to ee the boss, i think his real name is boss, oh here is the verdict for the trial, we dont give a fuk why he did it, we just give a fuc that he did it, the jury is metin and this man looks at the shadow of a string swingin and sees a "phantom neuce" that doenst match up with the swining string, good job, dude is wearing way to much guy liner and is crying, the verdict is in, lets hear it, oh no such luck oj your guilty as hell, mommas crying, crazy laughy man is just crazy at this point, and i think he said bang me some reefer, but i think maybe he said bring, and they are gonna hang him, he wants to see jack, i dont not own nightmare before christmas and im ashamed, bitch u about to get a visit from the ghost of christmas pasted, hoe bitch, i have no idea what this scene is about but butt head wants it faster, and bevis must deliver, she might die, i think he is havin a heart attack or an empiphany i have no idea, but here omes guy wearin a hat, and jack sparrow knows what he wants and thats to kill him, but no old man in a coat just wantss to talk, so crazy boy smith kills him and his gal pal thinks its great and funny and some jewish lady is filling a complain what a suprise, and the cops chase a lady, and the crazy heynia is dragged away buy the police leaving one dude in there to idk maybe get the weed and use it himself, no one is behind him, did we hang people in the 1930s really, loos like this was a big mdia thin maybe, but i have no idea what they are illuding to, there are fire fighetrs who cant actually swing an axe, hitler is getting arrested, and after that migraine of a montage we are in the judges chamber, bill didnt do it damn it it was jack, oh it was horrible jack shoot that bitch, bill was so doped up he dont remember nothing, and she is guilty and some one is not, some midget woman is there to escort her out, and she is a witness in the people vs will E coyotee, she reminisses, the passion the love the fight the shooter on the lawn and she jumps out the fucking window, and so young bill didnt shoot him and the judge says he is a bad guy and moves to the next cases bt makes yougin sit in on this case, he is clearly insanse cuase he is a pot head, damn that happened to my neighbors, omg thsat was the end what in fucks name is that

Sept 19th WWE Monday night Raw

Alrighty here we go fuck smack down cause i dont fucking care, im sipping on some red cream soda mixed with cotton candy vodka, like a queer and we are going out tonight to kick your very light, take what we want and everything is in site and the world wont stop turning tell we are burning in the crowd tonight, its monday night fireworks nitro! i think wwe owns only part of it, so here comes punk, now i know some of the results from night of champions and contrarey to what jr just said, from what i have heard it was a ppv that pretty much smacked you in the face stepped on ur toes and then took a dump in the mouth, wow i said my pride with punk at the same time weird, oh come on he is not on the conspiracy thing oh ok no he is not ok cool, oh yes we fired nash, but security let him in the ring, WAR!!!! raw is WARRR!!! AHHH IM Triple fucking H WARRRRRR, there was a sign in the crowd that said i jew colt, idk why, oh no he is pulling a flair, so triple threat hell in a cell, he said bitch i aint gonna put my tie back on im going to take it off just cause u said something, this old fuck starrted talking i thought it was r truth, and some fan just yelled wow you suck, kick him in the head again, it sounds like he is out of breathe, its colbering time thats a great smile, bottom lip im getting to the bottom lip, oh shit commercial break, so early tucker was talking about how he likes working third shift he said, it is awesome, you can wear head phones, you aint gonna have your clothes on, and i lost it, back to 8 man tag, we have 3 talents guy and shameus vs 4 who gives a fuck, and he king said he was a boring raw superstar, nice warriors way on the ropes, i like that, no one can do it like senlowkival though, he was getting physical, physical with the referee, wtf exactly is a fucking bare knuckle champion, do you get a title, do u get a trohpy what the fuck, nice knee to the mouth, omg shameus just did to christian what big mike did to me while trying to big boot me, and the tan clan plus shameus win, triple h putting his tie back on, haha ur cm punks bitch, all the prayers you can take, is that like taking a shit? taking a prayer? commercial break, and alberto delrio, i cant ffast forward tucker has the remote oh my god thi is boring, i cant even watch the mexican chanel for this long, delrio vs morison, idk how good this will be, he is rapping his arm, wow thought that was gonna be a decent match, wow morison the more talented wrestler and he just jobbed to delrio that was fucking horrible, what the fuck, i fucking hate you, you are worthless, go to the announce team be racist and then fucking retire you ass hole,commercial break,  hugh jackman is australian ugly bitch, haha she is defently his biggest!!!! jackman is going to file a sexual harassment law suit, the only reason people are watching u right now mr second ass, who is mason ryan, is that wolverine is on the screen, you getting scared, wow i hope jackman punches him, i think i know who mason ryan i just cant think of who it is, your client, she is an escort, fucking whore you used to be married, fuck you, you disrespectful bitch, i think hugh just got confused cause he didnt know who mizz was tucker doesnt know that hugh jackman played wolverine, commercial break, sin cara not sure which one really im pretty sure the real one, and cody rhodes, and here comes sin cara, and sin cara is confused, i think they should get a third sincara just to make it interesting, wow fat sincara just fucking up, left and right, and and so i guess no sin vs rhodes, mizz looks like a bitch right now, ill b a good r truth , yes massa, racist fucking angle, quincy how do you deal with it, lol, id write them a letter if i was you, i strongly worded letter, commercial break, and we come back to teddy log leaving, this should be boring as shit, no man gonna take what hes got, so chyna is coming back, and why is jr apologizing, hows he gonna apologize if he doesnt take the mic, your fat as hell thats why ur injury prone ur a big mac away from a heart attack, is jr getting beat up, why is it always jr, got his arm broke my triple h, kane set him on fire, why chose jr to act like he is being choked, when half is face is paralyzed, they are chanting jerry, lawler is like bitch take ur hands of my shirt i just got it resparkled , mark henry makes me feel better about my gaitn forhead, ty mark henry for taking all the fun out of the commentary team way to leave me with bitch cole, im stuck in the cole mind with no where to go, hy couldnt u have taken out cole too, commercial break, looks like they are gonna take king to the same home that undertaker is in, oh yeah we get josh mathews to im sure in the dvds of the future this commentary team will never be fucking mentioned you bot hsuck cock and probably each other, oh im calm, kelly kelly is out with her fine ass,  i dont like beth phoneixes new glamazon look that goes back when she first came out, wow we are back to cole, and yes cole u wear a hand band on ur head, wow he is the woo woo woo kid, oh my god so who didnt see jackman interfering is retarded, commercial break, cena is talking and i dont give a fuck, and it shows cuts to cole and his butt budy with the broken table still sitting there and cole has a look on his face like some one just shit in his cereal and i laughed my ass off, commercial break, and omg mizz is hyping r truth, oh my god commercial break, there is possibly the greatest wrestler currently wrestling, fuck twitter, dont beat up mini natch thats not right, weak febble bastard cant take that, commercial break, holy shit this match is still on its been on for like an hour and nothing has happened, omg im so happy right now please tell me this is real please tell me mizz and truth is gone please oh please god,

TNA impact sept 14 2011

alright sports fan here we are again, and here we are watching tna, and we get the reviews from the ppv, and here we go bully ray and roode are the finalists for the bfg series, thank god this thing is over, and suprisingly robert rude won, kurt angle "suprsingly" stayed world champ cause of ineterference, oh how shocking, and here is old flair, its like a flair gun thats been in ur car since ur grandfather owned it, and ur not sure if its still gonna shoot but you always wanted pull the trigger, and here comes sting, oh boo they broke him up oh no, my goodness, i think maven is working security for tna now, wooo here is hardy, commercial break, back to hardy, i said woo previously cause amy seemed very happy to see hardy by here moaning noises, he cant talk about drugs its so funny, here  comes stereo type mexican tag team, i wish that was a muzzle, i love ms tesinmocherstanaifganiestan, lady, such a nice ass its yummy looking like two cinabons sitting next to each other steaming hot and fresh eww now im thinking about poo , watch it wiggle see it jiggle its her ass! is there wrestling going on right now? is pope a good guy now? that was a pretty good tag corner move, we still doing this dumb ass devons kids thing, why are the mexicools not disqualified yet? i dont think there was ever a tag to make the ladies legal, oh you cunt, because of all of this, pan to the sofa, karen is showing as much clevage as black hair lady, your talking to your self u crazy cunt commercial break, back to knock outs no rematch for mickie, hehe weiner, i thought crack whore was queen, yay velvet sky, and oh that is gonna be a good match, this should be interesting, and he said all members of fortune is in the ring but rude isnt in the ring yet, way to go teena, i just notices tna is in mike teena's last name, it was ment to be, why is this so special he is just a number 1 contender that means little to shit, he not until he beats angle and becomes champ, i think it should happen would be nice, but what happens to beer money then unless storm turns to immortal, idk what they are doing with this thing with aj and daniels, god i hate u kazarian i hope u get set on fire from all the shit u put in ur hair, did he just say bat, instead of back, he said we all have each others bat, so back to the fire u sniveling dumb hippie, u eat chicken pop?  so i think i hate kurt angle more than i hate any other wrestlers of all wrestlers, i think i hate kurt angle more than any other mother fucker on earth, im pretty sure i dont hate any one more, but there might be but oh for fuck sake i hate you dui getting ass, oh look at me im kurt angle im planting seeds of doubt, oh no one is noticing how suddly im droppin hint, god i hate your bald ass, you better be glad u been shaving ur head for the past 82 years cause other wise ud be ruining around looking like a clean shaven hulk hogan you old bastard, he started to look like if bob barker fucked a peguin had a baby and that baby was on cocaine, commercial break, had to take a break cause i went and got mcdonalds break fast its 3am, aparently sting is plan b not sure how that works, so somoa joe vs mat morgan, that was a sweet sit down move by joe, idk what that is and fucked up figure four wins the match, commercial break, kurt talking to kaz i dont care, and devon is yelling at hardy idk if he is actually yelling but he is speaking at a loud volume for no reason, isnt this speach a lil late, he is clean now, this was when he was trying to get clean, that was the dumbest most pointless promo ive ever seen before in my life, dear god tna i talk so good about you and you do this to me why what did i do to u, and commercial break, and back to god damn hemme is looking good and here is kaz and bobby ruyde, yaya, im wodering how many diferent ways i can spell roude, so this match should be good but kazarian is in it, the ropes get sweaty? do they taz? fuck that match was not really that good at all, commercial break, sandman sandwhich, rhoude is ready and a double level is heel, why is lynn still wrestling, why, he just smacked bully and he took it, way to go, where did heme go, its 3 old fucks in the ring, hehe, this is the main event,they are chanting lets go flair, way to cheer for the heel, commercial break, pretty good back and forth the arent doing much special but its a solid clinick in there, oh holy shit they actually did a superplex how did flair survive, here comes imortal, and why is he not dq'd, and sting wins and end of the night,

WWE 09 12 11

ladies and gentle man it is raw tonight and here is my review, alberto delrio has some bling and an a on his dick, aparently "the plane boss the plane" guy was in a porn, no one makes fun of you alberto because no one cares about you, your the world champion i think but got i dont know ive never cared less about a world title at this moment in time, i care more about the world intercontinental title more than i do the title that is around ur brown ass waste, and for some reason old man hart has to limp down to the ring, jr just said there was an erection, k dog is in the crowd always good to know, thats why he is there, its in canada, i think sams dick may bend, idk why dont ask me, haha hitman just called him amigo, oh god , is yokozuna dead ? idk , oh shit just got serious he took the scarf off, cena is out and canada is a dump, cena was just looking at his balls, go back where u came from, is what cena is saying, is cena hulkig up, i stopped caring about this promo about the time cenas music hit, actually when delrios music hit, so mini mexi jbl is gonna get an fu, commercial break, and a tag match im not sure i like, this match is well there, i dont like alex riley, eww vickis fat rolls were hanging out the back of her shirt, so why are we walking towards the camera like that lawyer guy in the commercial, oh my brother testify, oh wait that was the other white guy black guy tag team, did he just say ninja, cause he cant say nigga? that spells coo, wow, r truth just said i hate to think, why is mizz dressed to wrestle but r truth is not, are they gonna start kissing? commercial break, back to this match kofi and mizz, we are really taking 2 commercial breaks, kofi with the warriors way out of no where, its not the bme but its the bmcb best moonsault cross body, not bad, but this is blah, he looks like a chicken eating food off the ground when he sets up for skull crushing, damn kelly kelly's hot even when talking to a bull dog, commercial break, he is a harvard grad half naked in some underwear looking ass tights getting his ass beat by a ginger ghost,  im shameus and i love to fight , oh the irish so iritable like my bowls, bowels, hmmm any one else notice michael cole said shameus calls this the celtric cross? cause scott hall is coming final face off, sounds like a bad sequel , stupid meixcans  commercial break, commercial break, and back to cena hart vs the rich mexicools, we start off with cena and george lopez, whoa wow u really just put his dick in ur mouth, calm down essa, wow racist tonight just a bit, it will all be alright if quincy laughs, did i call it or did i fucking call it, he took an fu, i fuking knew it, now we gotta hear cena talk, why, i dont care, 9-11 tribute got fast forwarded to, commercial break, oh wow what a great bull dog from vicki, ive seen drunk retarded monkey's take a face bump better, you fat cow, hold that belt high kelly for some reason, u cant not do that, every week every time we see you, you are hodling it up high, this is a nice promo for hunter, umm orton is coming out i havve no clue, commercial break and i guess cody rhodes, i have no idea what this is about, oh no here comes fuck hnry, this math is still going on and its been like 10 minuts and a commercial break right now, is this the main event, god i hope not, but i think it is, orton checks his shoulder to make sure its ok before he does his ass pounding taunt and cody rhodes takes his mask off and no one makes a big deal of it, that could have been a gaint thing and u just no sold it for mark henry hitting him with a chair, way to go wwe fuck your company, your head is as big as the title, and death nail, the final death nail, not death blow or final nail in the coffin but death nail, eww id hate for mark henry sweaty fat ass to stand over me and drip sweat id throw up, mike did not know that sexual chocolate  and mae young gave brith to a hand, and punk and hhh talk, i think triple h could have played thor, wow cm punk is spitting some real shit, he named only like 5 people who didnt fit the body builder criteria, triple h you are lying sir, im confused what brass rings are but i am hooked in and hanging on his every word, triple h has only said one thing every time he talks, and my dvr cut it off in the midle of hhh sentance.

TNA sept 8th 2011

oh its monday night you know what that means, thats right tna review, w start with remind u that hardy is gonna be here tonight, and then mr anderson comes out, and he is gonna be a pain in our asses, eww he is going after angle, yeah we watch this show, and ive taken 3 bong tokes before sting gets out, he is looking a little more dvious, sting is talking, im not listening, commercial break, we are back to the black guys vs the britians, ive got no idea whats going on in this match, but people are getting clothed lined, ummm devon won? oh its mr drunk kurt angle, and some ummm guy, idk, commercial break, and bound for glory is looking shitty, oh fuck u bully ray, who the fuck do you think you are, no on wants to hear u, omg tucker just called bully ray, paul berrer, and i spelled that wrong, but he meant paul heymon, either way that is funny as hell, and they want him to shut the hell up, omg this conversation we are having is more entertaining than this promo, gunner looked like a cartoon dog, haha bully is fat, fuck gunner shut up ssam no one is listening to you, or you rude they are cheering, what, hmm idk, james woods has about the same vocabulary as ron simmons now a days, what the fuck, why did they say insane icon sting? what the fuck trying to appeal to icp? hmm? commercial break, wow he is actually defending the tv title, that thing is still a real title, im glad i was typing cause aparently u could see youngs package, and he is defending it against robby e, eric took off his pants, no idea, pretty solid match, that had to be fun to take that pile driver, his head was all coushioned it be like bouncing off a pillow, and here comes scott steiner 2 and he steals the last ride? commercial break, and rvd and jerry lynn u know why they say he is the super star, because he is better than you, kick him in the dick rvd fucking little twat bag, damn look at velvet and she has a weiner... dog, why is she opening her mouth, doesnt she know every time her mouth opens kittens die, commercial break, hold on a seond we doing the title match now, like an hour in? mr anderson is out and about oh yeah, he is talking anderson anderson, anderson looks crazy, and kurt angle looks like an idito, is he trying to be fucking captain america, oh angle you are so worthless not even a minute in and you put on a rest hold, oh some one in the back is screaming and i dont know why, this match is not exciting at all, sting is sweating just by being ring side, i have no idea, why, and here comes gunner, and bull ass, and jeffer jarrett and scott steiner, and abys and that black guy, oh thats sting, i feel lik i just got fucked out of like a half hour, there was no reason for that match, it accomplished nothing other than making sure fans dont bitch about anderson having a rematch, commercial break, eww karen get off the table u slut, what are people cheering for no one did anyting, and here comes winter love, to take on velvet james, the wings are flopping around, oh wow, holy shit look at velvet busting out real wrestling ass moves u go earl u know he copped him a feel, oh shit the blood splatter, commercial break, austin aries is shhh shhhing us, shushing? is that how u would spell that, idk, that sad that he is going to be the x division champ, thats sad i dont think he is that talented, look at sharp dressed man, what is he babbling about, are shoes the enemy ? does buhda hate shoes? monkey suit? did he call him a trink?  looks like a strip club floor in the ring, i think i just saw hogans oh face, i just got a phone call from the bear, oh a three way, its not gay if its in a three way, oh ok so now the pointless match earlier, commercial break, and bully ray and gunner are coming out together, and beer money, why the fuck somao joe out here, oh shit here comes matt morgan, all that wait for a double suplex way to go, who would have guessed bubbacame in, and haha kicked bully in the fac, with his knee, commercial break, and back to advertisement of sting v flair, and finally here comes hardy, so is he coming back as a face, he was messed up double atandra there, ah my damn dvr cut off i am going to go to you tube lets see if its there why do they always have those big poofy things on the mics is it cause they drop them al lthe time? are we not allowed to say drugs on tv?aww this is all sad n shit then i think about them saying one more shot like one more shot of herion, drug addict, and thats the end of that