Sept 19th WWE Monday night Raw

Alrighty here we go fuck smack down cause i dont fucking care, im sipping on some red cream soda mixed with cotton candy vodka, like a queer and we are going out tonight to kick your very light, take what we want and everything is in site and the world wont stop turning tell we are burning in the crowd tonight, its monday night fireworks nitro! i think wwe owns only part of it, so here comes punk, now i know some of the results from night of champions and contrarey to what jr just said, from what i have heard it was a ppv that pretty much smacked you in the face stepped on ur toes and then took a dump in the mouth, wow i said my pride with punk at the same time weird, oh come on he is not on the conspiracy thing oh ok no he is not ok cool, oh yes we fired nash, but security let him in the ring, WAR!!!! raw is WARRR!!! AHHH IM Triple fucking H WARRRRRR, there was a sign in the crowd that said i jew colt, idk why, oh no he is pulling a flair, so triple threat hell in a cell, he said bitch i aint gonna put my tie back on im going to take it off just cause u said something, this old fuck starrted talking i thought it was r truth, and some fan just yelled wow you suck, kick him in the head again, it sounds like he is out of breathe, its colbering time thats a great smile, bottom lip im getting to the bottom lip, oh shit commercial break, so early tucker was talking about how he likes working third shift he said, it is awesome, you can wear head phones, you aint gonna have your clothes on, and i lost it, back to 8 man tag, we have 3 talents guy and shameus vs 4 who gives a fuck, and he king said he was a boring raw superstar, nice warriors way on the ropes, i like that, no one can do it like senlowkival though, he was getting physical, physical with the referee, wtf exactly is a fucking bare knuckle champion, do you get a title, do u get a trohpy what the fuck, nice knee to the mouth, omg shameus just did to christian what big mike did to me while trying to big boot me, and the tan clan plus shameus win, triple h putting his tie back on, haha ur cm punks bitch, all the prayers you can take, is that like taking a shit? taking a prayer? commercial break, and alberto delrio, i cant ffast forward tucker has the remote oh my god thi is boring, i cant even watch the mexican chanel for this long, delrio vs morison, idk how good this will be, he is rapping his arm, wow thought that was gonna be a decent match, wow morison the more talented wrestler and he just jobbed to delrio that was fucking horrible, what the fuck, i fucking hate you, you are worthless, go to the announce team be racist and then fucking retire you ass hole,commercial break,  hugh jackman is australian ugly bitch, haha she is defently his biggest!!!! jackman is going to file a sexual harassment law suit, the only reason people are watching u right now mr second ass, who is mason ryan, is that wolverine is on the screen, you getting scared, wow i hope jackman punches him, i think i know who mason ryan i just cant think of who it is, your client, she is an escort, fucking whore you used to be married, fuck you, you disrespectful bitch, i think hugh just got confused cause he didnt know who mizz was tucker doesnt know that hugh jackman played wolverine, commercial break, sin cara not sure which one really im pretty sure the real one, and cody rhodes, and here comes sin cara, and sin cara is confused, i think they should get a third sincara just to make it interesting, wow fat sincara just fucking up, left and right, and and so i guess no sin vs rhodes, mizz looks like a bitch right now, ill b a good r truth , yes massa, racist fucking angle, quincy how do you deal with it, lol, id write them a letter if i was you, i strongly worded letter, commercial break, and we come back to teddy log leaving, this should be boring as shit, no man gonna take what hes got, so chyna is coming back, and why is jr apologizing, hows he gonna apologize if he doesnt take the mic, your fat as hell thats why ur injury prone ur a big mac away from a heart attack, is jr getting beat up, why is it always jr, got his arm broke my triple h, kane set him on fire, why chose jr to act like he is being choked, when half is face is paralyzed, they are chanting jerry, lawler is like bitch take ur hands of my shirt i just got it resparkled , mark henry makes me feel better about my gaitn forhead, ty mark henry for taking all the fun out of the commentary team way to leave me with bitch cole, im stuck in the cole mind with no where to go, hy couldnt u have taken out cole too, commercial break, looks like they are gonna take king to the same home that undertaker is in, oh yeah we get josh mathews to im sure in the dvds of the future this commentary team will never be fucking mentioned you bot hsuck cock and probably each other, oh im calm, kelly kelly is out with her fine ass,  i dont like beth phoneixes new glamazon look that goes back when she first came out, wow we are back to cole, and yes cole u wear a hand band on ur head, wow he is the woo woo woo kid, oh my god so who didnt see jackman interfering is retarded, commercial break, cena is talking and i dont give a fuck, and it shows cuts to cole and his butt budy with the broken table still sitting there and cole has a look on his face like some one just shit in his cereal and i laughed my ass off, commercial break, and omg mizz is hyping r truth, oh my god commercial break, there is possibly the greatest wrestler currently wrestling, fuck twitter, dont beat up mini natch thats not right, weak febble bastard cant take that, commercial break, holy shit this match is still on its been on for like an hour and nothing has happened, omg im so happy right now please tell me this is real please tell me mizz and truth is gone please oh please god,