Reefer Madness (the movie)

well welcome to the first ever high review of a movie, the movie, reefer madness, we open with a boat load of credits and a boat load of bull shit to follow, we then go to some man ranting about how marijuna spelled with an h, is worse than heroin, thats right herion, we are subjected to follow these teens in their daily life, and the habbits of a bunch of people whom we asume are the devil worshiping drug dealer, they are promoting a big party, the pianist whom im pretty sure is on herioin also is aparently a pot head, and he smokes a mairjuna ciggarette like he does a dick, we finaly get to the party, and they all seem to be drunk, dear god they are fornecating on the couch, a lady is passing out the weed, does that actually happen? ever, who gives out joints? what in gods name is wrong , if this is how it was back in the day i wanna be around then and not now, now i gotta buy my own shit back then you could roll up in some weird persons crib and just been giving a joint, we cut to the kid and some older guy, young boy begs for a ciggarette, old man might cut his throat and we are in the office, big and tall suit comes in, i think small man just threatened big man, i think big man just threatened to rape lil mans kid if he had any, aparently when every one in this town gets high they turn into a bobble head, and you can kill some one going 45 and omg they hit this car and it was the best hit and run ive ever seen in my life omg that was some funny shit, billy or jimmy or mcjunior son of a bitch never lies, idk why he is so special but i guess he is, mr carol, meets with the big goverment man, and they cant do nothing till the public grows a hard on, he has cabnits of marijuana records, they said this dude got high and killed his whole family with an axe what in the fuck sake of fuck holy shit that is retarded if ur mad enough to kill some one you are no longer stoned, its impossible, this old guy i have no idea if he is a new character or not sits down with jack off, bill, bill is his name, and i think mr carol wants to rape bill, lots of rape hints in here, suggestion, young lady is mad then suddenly bettr, if these people are supose to be high ive never seen any one smoke and then act in such a manner, ever never, and ive been doing this for a while, there is some bickering in the kitchen some laughter some creepy guy who keeps laughing for no reason and then some sex? cops checking on that hit and run with this movie im very surpised they are keeping up, jimmy didnt leave no message for mary, mary ends up and druggy's party palace, creepy laugh man has mary backing in a corner, lets see what mary does, i use commas alot, mary seems to not notice that is weed in here cigarette and not tabaco, bo peep is all fucked up and tweeking out, and mary is goin to get molested! no no i think rape, oh no hulk smash hulk smash, ary is upset that her rapist is getting beat up, damn boy fuck em up hulk, i think hulk just shot mary oh shit, and then got knocked in the head, the bullet shot from across the room hit mary at a downward angle, and mary jane killed mary, slappy mc dick baptaizes hulk ad then hulk sees that mary is dead, and drops the gun which could have fired again, killing some one else, they blame hulk for shooting mary, hulk sad, aparently teens drinking is better than kids smoking, thats what we should tell the cops none o this makes sense, and i think the movie is about over , hit and run man talks to scuba diver, who knows i dont know half these people are, now we are in court, weed causes errors in time and space, blah blah blah, creepy laughter guy is really mad now, then old clemintine is talking to old man rivers, who knows what they are talking about, but he is going to ee the boss, i think his real name is boss, oh here is the verdict for the trial, we dont give a fuk why he did it, we just give a fuc that he did it, the jury is metin and this man looks at the shadow of a string swingin and sees a "phantom neuce" that doenst match up with the swining string, good job, dude is wearing way to much guy liner and is crying, the verdict is in, lets hear it, oh no such luck oj your guilty as hell, mommas crying, crazy laughy man is just crazy at this point, and i think he said bang me some reefer, but i think maybe he said bring, and they are gonna hang him, he wants to see jack, i dont not own nightmare before christmas and im ashamed, bitch u about to get a visit from the ghost of christmas pasted, hoe bitch, i have no idea what this scene is about but butt head wants it faster, and bevis must deliver, she might die, i think he is havin a heart attack or an empiphany i have no idea, but here omes guy wearin a hat, and jack sparrow knows what he wants and thats to kill him, but no old man in a coat just wantss to talk, so crazy boy smith kills him and his gal pal thinks its great and funny and some jewish lady is filling a complain what a suprise, and the cops chase a lady, and the crazy heynia is dragged away buy the police leaving one dude in there to idk maybe get the weed and use it himself, no one is behind him, did we hang people in the 1930s really, loos like this was a big mdia thin maybe, but i have no idea what they are illuding to, there are fire fighetrs who cant actually swing an axe, hitler is getting arrested, and after that migraine of a montage we are in the judges chamber, bill didnt do it damn it it was jack, oh it was horrible jack shoot that bitch, bill was so doped up he dont remember nothing, and she is guilty and some one is not, some midget woman is there to escort her out, and she is a witness in the people vs will E coyotee, she reminisses, the passion the love the fight the shooter on the lawn and she jumps out the fucking window, and so young bill didnt shoot him and the judge says he is a bad guy and moves to the next cases bt makes yougin sit in on this case, he is clearly insanse cuase he is a pot head, damn that happened to my neighbors, omg thsat was the end what in fucks name is that