WWE 09 12 11

ladies and gentle man it is raw tonight and here is my review, alberto delrio has some bling and an a on his dick, aparently "the plane boss the plane" guy was in a porn, no one makes fun of you alberto because no one cares about you, your the world champion i think but got i dont know ive never cared less about a world title at this moment in time, i care more about the world intercontinental title more than i do the title that is around ur brown ass waste, and for some reason old man hart has to limp down to the ring, jr just said there was an erection, k dog is in the crowd always good to know, thats why he is there, its in canada, i think sams dick may bend, idk why dont ask me, haha hitman just called him amigo, oh god , is yokozuna dead ? idk , oh shit just got serious he took the scarf off, cena is out and canada is a dump, cena was just looking at his balls, go back where u came from, is what cena is saying, is cena hulkig up, i stopped caring about this promo about the time cenas music hit, actually when delrios music hit, so mini mexi jbl is gonna get an fu, commercial break, and a tag match im not sure i like, this match is well there, i dont like alex riley, eww vickis fat rolls were hanging out the back of her shirt, so why are we walking towards the camera like that lawyer guy in the commercial, oh my brother testify, oh wait that was the other white guy black guy tag team, did he just say ninja, cause he cant say nigga? that spells coo, wow, r truth just said i hate to think, why is mizz dressed to wrestle but r truth is not, are they gonna start kissing? commercial break, back to this match kofi and mizz, we are really taking 2 commercial breaks, kofi with the warriors way out of no where, its not the bme but its the bmcb best moonsault cross body, not bad, but this is blah, he looks like a chicken eating food off the ground when he sets up for skull crushing, damn kelly kelly's hot even when talking to a bull dog, commercial break, he is a harvard grad half naked in some underwear looking ass tights getting his ass beat by a ginger ghost,  im shameus and i love to fight , oh the irish so iritable like my bowls, bowels, hmmm any one else notice michael cole said shameus calls this the celtric cross? cause scott hall is coming final face off, sounds like a bad sequel , stupid meixcans  commercial break, commercial break, and back to cena hart vs the rich mexicools, we start off with cena and george lopez, whoa wow u really just put his dick in ur mouth, calm down essa, wow racist tonight just a bit, it will all be alright if quincy laughs, did i call it or did i fucking call it, he took an fu, i fuking knew it, now we gotta hear cena talk, why, i dont care, 9-11 tribute got fast forwarded to, commercial break, oh wow what a great bull dog from vicki, ive seen drunk retarded monkey's take a face bump better, you fat cow, hold that belt high kelly for some reason, u cant not do that, every week every time we see you, you are hodling it up high, this is a nice promo for hunter, umm orton is coming out i havve no clue, commercial break and i guess cody rhodes, i have no idea what this is about, oh no here comes fuck hnry, this math is still going on and its been like 10 minuts and a commercial break right now, is this the main event, god i hope not, but i think it is, orton checks his shoulder to make sure its ok before he does his ass pounding taunt and cody rhodes takes his mask off and no one makes a big deal of it, that could have been a gaint thing and u just no sold it for mark henry hitting him with a chair, way to go wwe fuck your company, your head is as big as the title, and death nail, the final death nail, not death blow or final nail in the coffin but death nail, eww id hate for mark henry sweaty fat ass to stand over me and drip sweat id throw up, mike did not know that sexual chocolate  and mae young gave brith to a hand, and punk and hhh talk, i think triple h could have played thor, wow cm punk is spitting some real shit, he named only like 5 people who didnt fit the body builder criteria, triple h you are lying sir, im confused what brass rings are but i am hooked in and hanging on his every word, triple h has only said one thing every time he talks, and my dvr cut it off in the midle of hhh sentance.