2-13-12 friday night smack down wwe

ok laides and gentleman time for a new update its sundaynight, super bowl sunday, and its time to watch friday night smackdown to review, we hype barrot vs orton which should suck, amy said that this song is fagish lol so we know who are the people in the elimination chamber that ppv is gonna suck dick just saying, and at this point i have to run out for donuts so here is amy for the her first high review fill in. big fat black guy talkin to skinny black guy can i get an Amen! why is he so mean to Mark henry? here comes the pasty guy with hs head sweat poppin shamus is kinda cute royal rubber winner lol coty roads looks like the gurrr arrg guyss mike makes fun of things cody rhodes lover wishes he would say.... i lasted 40 mins and did all the work... i think warriors gonna come back. shamus has sweet eyes and thers a cat on my pillow i think they airbrush shamus whiter. my tummys bubblin... oopps cody fell before shamus did his spot. owww that hurt. cody rhoads is actualy doin pretty good in this match. booker said he didbt know he was gonna be in the ruble but he was all dressed ready to do... that indicates knowing your going to be in it.. wow the dirt on the screen of the laptop looks 3d.shamus has a new finisher.. needs tobe called the irish flounder because it looked floppy like a fish. GOD DAMN wade barret is UGLY! Taker is god... even if he is as old as mosus. cody roads looks like hes going to cry. this ganger dumbas is stupid gang bang on aussie and theres kalie or however its spelt. soo confused as to why these people are attacking one another... what ever happened to rivals? kali is out for no reason ohhh god... why is he back back? hacksaw? hmmmmm hahahaha bad joke... hacksaws retarded. santino is awesome... lol who was the guy who carried a manaquin head? thats who santino needs for a partner... his name had to do with winter i think so is wwe bringin back tag teams? hacksaws the only one in the match thats name dosnt end with O... and hes a cancer servivor. good for him. think santino did splits... gonna have to watch again... awww wish santino won cause hes awesome.. yay your home... the end. now i am back, and here comes my boy d bry thats right here he comes walking down to the ring oh yeah d bry fav 5 watch out fav 5 dbry wooo, im really liking the heel turn, i really do i do i do ew ew! i agree d bry is a great champ, im thinking about being a vegan, now im thinking about bacon, double bong toke and he does have a good point bryan has defended his title more than any other champion recently, oh big suprise, here comes big show, is ass pg ? especially double ass? oh this is good we needed to do this, here comes his injured girl friend even though it was a month ago she still got a nek brace on, well done, she is hot though u gotta say that, hit her!!! as bryan is walking his girlfriend to the back some drunk yells get out of here and its less coherant than this reveiw, divas doing some squats then fart and santino gets a wiff, commercial, nows its natalia phoenix vs jane snuka and bow chicka wow wow, i actually have an interest in this match, other than oxona, and u can hear beth apologizing for her hard tag, that was awesome, and wow its over already thats horrible, we recap the shitty reason to give mark henry some time off, and oh yeah as if they match couldnt get any shittier its khli that replaces him, commercial break, we suck cenas dick for a minute have a talk with orton and commercial break, and back to orton and barot this match much like this event hould suck, we start with a very sloppy back and forth slobber knocker, and already we are outside they dont have any talent in ring lets see about outside it, and we throw barot into a few things and then we do a back breaker on the outside which was not bad idea, if the baracade wasnt so padded, and as orton pulls out a table commercial break, and back and the table spot was useless how do u fuck up a table spot , be ortaon and barot, way to go, id rather watcho two monkeys fucking while throwing their own fecies at a pile of puke that slowly dumps at random intervals like the bird that dips into the water that was cool back in the 80s, he was raised on the streets fighting for his meals so this is in his element a controlled enviorment where u cant do certain things, and to beat your oponent u must be able to hold them down for 3 seconds, which as far as i remember is how i won my last fight on the street i got into, fuck this show, fuck orton, fuck barrot, fuck this rivalry, fuck wwe, and fuck smack down, oh and fuck cole, the meg episodes of family guy are more entertaning than this match, id rather spend this time trying to practice cutting my toe nails with an axe. orton is a five move of doomer too, how were they able to stand up and get out the way before barot even was thrown ?  orton wins big fucking suprisse, bryan next week is facing orton should be decent to shitty, bryan comes out orton stare shim down and that was this disapointing episode of smackdown hope you all enjoyed it cause i didnt

WWE Royal Rumble 1-29-12

Welcome every one to the high review of the royal rumble ppv 25th aniversary, vvery nice we start off with the world title match triple threat cage match, bryan, henry and show, my prediction for this match is d bry is going to work henry and show against each other they either will be beating each other up or knock each other out and he will escape the cage and keep the title, so here we go, d bry is already in a corner down and out, and big show uses the cage as a weapon, and loos like he has already bent the cage, big show punches the cage and henry is taking a break this is why triple threats hardly ever work, it comes down to 1 on 1 and the other member takes a break, that was a nice kick to the knee by daniel bryan, show sold it well this is bryans second attempt this early in the match to win, though i hope it doesnt last too long, its already began to bore me, and not but 15 minutes into the ppv and we have to hear about fucking twitter, that was horrible, i hate the twits and the tweets fuck em, now bryan takes a break and henry is back after a long break and he is limping doubt thats a sell, doubt henry is that good, i think the crowd is chanting lets go andre, suprisingly big show and daniel bryan have had some good back and forth, i think his elbow is bleeding, yeah bryan is bleeding from the elbow, we are teased with a submission win my bryan and here comes henry from his thrid break this match, bryan goes to the top big show grabs him, and pull him back to the top suprisingly, bryan fighting again, another escape tease, big show, showing off his strength and show drops him though i dont think he was supose to win right then i think they had a lil more but oh well thats the cage match, and thats why d bry is part of my fav five,commercial break, wait what the fuck, oh fucking elimination chamber preview feb 19th one day after ventana and psychostik that means i got to get a weekend off shitty might miss that, wow we are really hyping this cena v rock, so lets see this suck cenas dick promo, you know most times when your supose to be a face and half the crowd boo's you, you lose your job, but not cena, no makes it an angle, i hope him and angle go to prison and get shanked by the same guy after they boss lose their anal virginity to him, is that mean? this promo will not end, its funny this whole promo all these shots from young and now, not one wrestling move, haha thats some great shit, and divas match, wow this is all like a big bunch of fast forward, wow i guess we have team colors and every one got the memo except lady snuka, wow  match goes on for 3 minutes with out one wrestling move and the first one was a booty pop moonsault, very pg, nice, but let me repeat this because this match is boring, a wrestling match went a full 180 seconds with out any wrestling moves being performed, in the jcw try outs that me and mike did all we had was 3 minutes to impress the people and if we were good enough they would give us 2 more to finish the match, and they did no moves in the time span we had a full match, including top rope spots chair spots and barbed wire spots, fuck the divas devision, i just heard im sorry you yelling my face yelled to a ref,  it took 5 other divas to catch one kelly kelly, but only one of snukas kid to damn near kill undertaker at mania, and the body builders and twins win, i just tried to fast forward it, we recap raw zac gets hurt eve tells cena leave us alone, yada yada yada, wow what the hell is up eves ass she telling every one off, if when eve opened the door for ryder and his couch blew up that would be the shit, and is cena really next is this math happening now, its not going to be the main event holy shit im fucking shocked, lets see if cena embraces the hate, idk we will see, that was kind of a cool begining of an entrance, i still dont like that mask though its just bulky doesnt really make a lot of sense, shockmaster type shit lol, ha, i like they eyes on it but thats it, my finger itches , this match is kinda boring a bit, but it is cena, but i guess there is no stip on this, which is odd, i thought there would be like a no dq or something, people in the front row of the hard cam golf clapped for a clothesline from kane, something is wrong with kanes arm, he keeps favoring it, in a non sell way, that was a horrible attempt at my finisher for paco, the south of the border i think i called it but i dont remember that could of been bobby's finisher i cant remember, shut up im high, are they really going to do a super plex, oh no he is gonna do his gay leg drop thing off the top, hope kane sits up, oh he is going for the 5 knuckle shuffle off the top even gayer, fuck you faggot, that was a hell of an elbow to the jaw to cena, wow double count out gay, cena hits kane with a big piece of rubber, that sounds gay lol, saying gay a lot, cena is o n screen cant help it, he kicked him in the shin, what kind of shit is that why do you kick a man in the shin, oh no he found ryders dressing room, ha the door landed on him, the white powder on kanes ass takes away fro mthe creepiness, what is kane doing, tombstone really, is that the big finish, please tell me you set her on fire, damn here comes cena, wow thats it a tombstone and a choke slame no sodomy, disapointing, guess this is a mania match, one of the matches had to end early cause we drug out that ending, oh dont be a bully, nice right after kane bully's ryder, oh wait thats right kane cant face cena at mania its rock fighting him, so what going to happen this going down on elimination chamber now a rock suck fest, what the hell is drew macentrie doing out here, what the fuck is this, some one is going through the spanish announce table, hell yeah funkasaurus rex hell yeah this is whats good, and drew says thats the scrizz, i dont know what scrizz is about alright, he got the jello going, we knew that would be short one, now a slim jim commercial, pizza here gotta eat, punk zigler is next, the worst  part of this ppv so far is having to see vicki on my screen, i love the random err and or signs, its funny, so finally the matches goes to start and johnny comes in and bans vicki interesting, cole just said that he is good awresterls casue he was a world chmp in japan, the same man who said no matter what you do in pro wrestling if its not in the wwe it doesnt matter, right on the snout, and then an amazing reverse spinning power bomb, wow i agree with booker can some one tell me what the hell went on yeah, and at 9 45 we start the royal rumble, my legit pick, santio marella, my two fantasy picks , brock lesner or batista, mizz is talking to start yeah, its not a last man standing they can be laying down in the ring, and then get up and throw ur ass out, and number 2 a ry wow, can any one explain the 0/10 sign? and rily is eliminated already one man down 28 to go, who is next, and r trtuh, wow i spelled that all wrong, and rhodes is number 4, idk what move truth did to miz before rhodes came out but god damn it looked bad, and not in a good way, jay finds the two white guys beating up on the black guy funny and so do i, and ur number 5 is justin gabriel, 6 is epico and a few good moves and truth gets out and mizz is knocked out on the outside, my bad primo not epico, and 7 is mick foley, hell yeah i wanna see him eliminate every one, cole should never say he should have bang banged himself again, that was wrong, delrio is back in the rumble, wait a secod this is awesome, ricardo is number 8, and ricardo goes ham hell yeah, you cant say shit about ricardo with out saying that he takes some fucing amazing bumps, god damn, nd number 9 my personal pick to win the rumble nd rodregez is gone, santtino lives, and its a cobra socko face off, and here comes other epico at 10, and there he goes, the snake and the sock lock up and then santio is gone now i got to get a new pick and there goes foley, and 11 is kofi, i dont want jericho to win god damn, miz and rhodes try to eliminate kofi as 12 is the king he comes from ring side, that was dope, and mizz dekc rhodes and it goes ham time, oh old man nipple slip, and he is gone, rhodes and mizz still in it with kofi, behind the numbers on the countdown looks like backon, and ezekiel jackson is number 13, let him eliinate a white guy please, and 14 is gender bender, 15 is khali, who fuc cares, gender gets eliminated and 16 is some mexican, 17 is booker, and did he sit that entire ppv with no pants on, kofi pulls some pimp shit hand stand and 18 is dolph and vicki comes damn, nothing really going on and 19 is hacksaw jim duggan, and he is gone already, damn, so we got rhodes mizz, some mexican ooker khali and dolph, and now no more booker or khali double elimination and 20 cole god damn it, he cant figure out to get his head gear on, and 21 is kharma holy shit she returns, and big black woman eliminates some black guy, and dolph eliminates kharma, leaving the ring to dolph zigler miz rhodes kofi and at 22 shameus a big pick to win it, and shameus eliminates kofi, and in at 23 road dogg fucking road dogg, and now 24 is uso number 1, 25 is swagger and this rumble has been mid card central i know there is a lot of mid carders at the rumble but damn, and 26 is wade barrot, eh, still sucking not a great thing here getting dissapointed, and eliminates road dogg, 27 lucky number is david fucking otungo, now number 28 is randy orton getting a lil better, aparently rhodes was in evolution with orton according to mizz, uso and barrot get eliminated, 29 is jericho the whole time it was black there was still a match going on, ontogo elimated by y2j , and who is the 30 who is it who is it, and it is disapointment big show, wow fucking gay, and eliminates swagger before show even gets in, and show eliminates rhodes and mizz o now its just show orton dolph zigler never mind there he goes, so show orton shameus and jericho, show and orton get eliminated jericho and shameus are left, lets go sheumus that would be awesome, shameus win holy shit im happy with that, jericho doesnt win but we still have 15 mintues, and jericho is missing teeth, i think i need ot learn how to spell his name now,

wwe Monday night raw 1-23-12

alright folks its been a while but here we are its monday night time to do a high review of monday night raw im high and have a head ache so im sofficently pissed off, in the intro crowd scroll the camera guy ran into a fat guy i found that very funny, mic foley needs to stay out of wwe i love him but go away, cm punk comes out and here we go lets start raw,     so cm punk recaprs last weeks raw and decilars he is gonna break both of johnny's arms, and invites him out, cm punk likes the lines, take ur balls out of ur purse, and just what the fuck is cena doing out here , fuck you cena embrace the hate, was that last week ryda got screwed over? oh god why does he have to say this every time? so i have no idea why he just made this match nor stipulation idk what ryda has to do with cena or kane, why does johnny always forget his words, bong toke, and really these fuck twats are out here to wrestle cena and punk, why couldnt vicki die instead of eddie, she needs to do steriods, and kill her family like benoit and when i say family i mean chavo, why do we let jack swagger talk, vicki i not a cougar she is a wildabeast, i like punks wrestling gear, commercial break, we are back and cena is on top of dolph and now they are wrestling, vicki in that skirt looks like two hogs hanging from hooks fighting for the lives, did dolph do a half retarded ric flair taunt? aparently cena got caught from behind, swaggers kick on the outside was weak and horrible, wow cena about fucked swagger up with that fu, that was close, punk gets one of the hottest tags ive seen in a while, i like how cena and swagger are going for submission when they are not the legal man and are not inside the ring, there is a sign in the front row and im pretty sure it says vicki gurero is not a woman, cm punk talks some trash, holy shit johnny agreed to wrestler punk i wonder how he is gonna fuck over punk with this one, bong toke commerial break, this jericho thing pisses me off, holy crap he speaks, but not for long, commercial break, oh ok i was wondering why cole was quoting r truth but thats because he is going to be in a match, no king last years royal rumble wa the biggest ever it was 40 ppl not 30 like normaly way to go, so the number of hall of famers are in there, just slightly over one full rumble match that would be a good rumble i have no idea if that last sentance made sense, this match between ryda and kan e should be good, commercial break, and kane is just fucking shit up he is fucking ryda all ove the arena eww lol, any way i think cena is gonna come out, there was a guy that works for wwe that when they showed eva was tyring his damnest not to be on camera, kane broke the wwe thingy, way to be fucked up ome one didnt put that togeter properly,  i saw right before ryda went through the stage that that part of the stage was a slightly different colors, and kane is after eve, and i bet here comes cena, yup and here is cena lookling like a big white ape, and shit, this match isnt over... as if this moment wasn't "sad" enough there is a little child who shouted help him cena, love it, bong toke, commercial break, we returned to writer strapped to a board like a mummy, bong toke, eve was trying to cry this whole time and hasnt been able to, you can tell cause her mascare is still in tact, and john you gotta feel real bad about this, ha what a question, oh no the hate is coming out watch out, i like how he is trying to look scary but just looks constipated, commercial break we retrn to gender bender as mike calls him and i agree and the great white shemus, wade barrot comess out shemus takes a dangerous bump off the top, that was a horrible knee from the outside, during this match there is a guy trying to dude climbing backwards over the seats and shemus does a green bay plunge and they play it off like that wasnt extremly fucking impressive, shameass wins and then talks some shit to wade barrot, two taosand and twelve royal rumble match thus says shemus, mizz promo, truth comes in and saves it a bit, with using the word poop, or ninka, shut up johnny no one likes you, commercial break, and we come back to william regal fucking shit up, oh shit some body needs to call my mama, they got the area where ryda feel through the stage roped off, and hey brotus isnt in red today , he couldnt get his pants off in time, aww heath you lil jobber you, that was a hell of a throw, i dont like how his finisher is a cross body, but i love when he pinned him he said some body call my mama, loved it, that was fucking awesome, he has to keep his matches short because the dancing tires him so, commercial break and we are back i love these rumble videos, and now mizz and r truth, if it wasnt for mike i would fast forward through this match but for what ever reason he likes truth, commercial break, back to the match looks like we just missed some rest holds, that was a nice but slightly messy roll up, this match has actually been pretty solid im suprised ha fat bitch all scard haha, and truth wins, means mizz is first and this is distubring footage of zac rydar, he has a broken back haha awesome medical terminology, and im not going to get all of the main event cause my dvr fucking sucks, 

monday oct 24th WWE RAW

alright here we go its been a while since ive done a good high review, and well after last nights ppv i cant garuntee it will be a good raw but im in a very sinicle mood towrards the wwe after they shit in my mouth with the ppv they called vengance. you know what i find hard to swallow is that delrio is still in the wwe but on top of that, he is a champion the wwe champion, why, he has no talent, he is completly replaceable, why, what in the fuck would u do that, and high lights (if you want to call them that) from vengance, and omg its so shocking that nash csame back for like a 3rd time and cole u cant remember the last time the WWE ppv had so much contraversy how about when cm punk walked out as the wolrd title and left the compnay, that has less contraversy than, mizz and truth, costing cena the title and nash returning again for the 3rd time or some shit, way to go, not even five minutes in and i want to cut your tongue out of ur mouth so u stop saying stupid shit! wow triple h has a huge shnouzer, oh congrats hunter not every one hates you, if he cries im turning this shit off, is this forever? this just turned gay, he broke ur heart? what the fuck, we doing another billy and chuck angle? oh god i knew i couldnt go a raw with out hearing this ass hole, damn hunter has a big ass hand to, i would hate to be that mic, he got big bulging veins out of his hand thats not normal, yadda yadda yadda get me kevin nash, yadda yadda yadaa, he stepped through the rope, just because triple h told him not to, wow nash uses a sledge hammer, and is that a new arm tat, is that why nash took a month off so he could get a fresh new tat so he would look cooler and younger on tv, really? fuck this company, so i think stephanie is behind all of this, every one thinks its john lanurgitus but i think its stephanie and maybe, john L job, some one screaming please reset, haha, some one fucked up, mark henry did this whole im a strong man i dont need ur help to walk oh god here im falling over help me lord, commercial break, so they are rying to be very serious about triple h's injury the people behind him are laughing their asses off, triple h is strapped ina board and nash is going to kill hunter i guess, and as he is on the gurney or how ever u spell it, there is one of the guys says ok guys like get him on the gerney, and then it cuts to commercial, speaking of a horrible way to start off raw cole here comes fucking orton, well now this fucking match looks so promising seeing how good these two matches were last night seperatly i cant imagine putting them together and so i shall fast forward there was a commercial in the middle of the match, as long as he is not carrying a skate board who was that a shot at? commercial break, so we come back to ziggler, and santino, and so it seems like i cant escape from all the same ppl as last night, at least dolph has his trunk unlike last night, why do these people get put on my tv? when you are a something or other champion and you have to cheat to beat santino marella, you might as well quit now before minitista rapes you, commercial break, so far my fav part of raw has been the commercial break, we come back to delrip yadda yadda yadda oh wait cm punk here we go, lets press play, jesus christ here comes fuck twat, whats not gonna happen on ur watch, whats with the skate board comments, why is delrio still in the ring, oh thats why so cm punk can fuck him up, damn lil mexican buddy is taking a shit load of bumps recently, king just randomly said brother, like hogan, thats weird, commercial break, back to nadia and some dude, and so beth is bonkin cm punk, that is crazy i figurd punk would want some one more like kelly kelly, but maybe she is too wild, has there only been like 3 matches in this whole show? morison vs barrett, thats horrible, lets see if john can carry wade, and another fucking commercial break, i think ive seen more commercials than i have seen wrestlers, barett uses blck hole slam, boring match, way to botch the end barret u suck go fuck urself. this cole vs jr is stupid, but i hope he loses, commercial break back to ryder mizz n truth beat up ryder n mizz totally mizes ryders head with a kick n here comes mizz n R, idont care about this, commercail break, back to handi cap cena, eww cena spit all over the mic eww, and that was there mezierable excuse for a program fuck this company

sept 26th 2011 Monday night raw

welcome to raw, and ladies and gentleman we start out, with the game, he decideds to show us the reason he fired the miz and truth, and aparently its mid card raw ranting, dolph fuck face comes out and bitches then cody my face is fucked up rhodes, and he bitches then im only as good as my tag team partner can carry me, christian comes out and bitches, and triple h lays down the law, commercial break, and we continue midcard hour with this 10 man battle royal for the who gives a fuck title, i realy cant remember which title he has cause i dont care oh intercontinetal i figured it out by process of elimination, i almost said europeon, and booker aparently has been under a rock and is shocked to see a seond sin cara, wait rhodes and ted are feuding when the fuck did that happen, if he celtric crosses him over the top ill piss my pants, i think rhodes just tried to rape shamues, shameus fucks up big time and cant get his foot over the rhodes and like i knew it, rhodes weasels his way into a victory commercial break, and we are recapping mark henry whooping and senior center, oh my god the look on booker t's face when micole said anal bleeding? why does this raspy voiced bastard always want to give me the full title of his job whom i dont remember still, and are we really doing, i lost my thought of training cause klly kelly popped up umm yeah damn, i dont like evas new hair does that make me gay? commercial break, a special remast, so i really hope they do a lesibain angle with beth phoenix and bitch face, you wanna go eve, what bitch ill jerk you off, nickala natalia hart on just copped 2 feels on eve's booty, that looks painful as shit, sam if u watched this match learn to do what ever the fuck that was, alot of spanking and eve takes a super man dive out the ring lol that shit was epic i love this match never thought id say that about a divas match, some one gonna get their ass kick and some one has a 69 sign, commercial break, so now we have mark henry talentless hack, and great kahli, a even more talentless fuck, wow kahli took the bump before henry even swung, who on the ground, umm i think i am, commercial break, damn a lot of commercial break, there all onioins they are all out there, the hell in the cell is like church, thank you jr, cena is feeling some love and he is loving it, and milking it, wow thats gay, i like cm punk chants, cena is talking still i have no idea what about, punk cant count, wow delrio it doesnt matter ill kick your butt, wow punk just got punched in the fucking mouth, by delrio, damn he aint happy, thats right the tee of us, hahaha, stopp talking , comercial break woo woo woo, i think im starting to secretly like zac ryder, dolph has new music and it fucking blows dicks for ducks wrong sir wrong, booker t is crazy, wow really thought that they were gonna let ryder win, TLO? who is that teddy long orange? ew vicki should not be in that top and she should not be running in it, commercial break, and back to the match should be decent match here, weak warriors way but not bad he likes big bonded, so who is gonna be there third man that comes out of no where?ah mini tista, though i notice he has been growing out his hair so they stop calling him that but it aint helping, do something ryder do something, he gets closed lined, way to do a face turn right there, commercial break, if kelly kelly did a porn , it would make billions, and back to black pee wee hermin and the munchkin crew, fuck my ears its delrios fuck face, i wanna c, cm punk, kick the fuck out of his face, john why dont u tell us something obvious about hell in a cell, ok cole well blah blah blah not saying anything interesting my whole demeaner is monotone and boring, how do i even get over? wow punk just big booted delrio that was sick, and cm punk wins, and the cell is coming down, and the cell is coming down, and cena and rod rigeuz and punk are locked in, and delrio with a chair, and end, good raw

Sept 19th WWE Monday night Raw

Alrighty here we go fuck smack down cause i dont fucking care, im sipping on some red cream soda mixed with cotton candy vodka, like a queer and we are going out tonight to kick your very light, take what we want and everything is in site and the world wont stop turning tell we are burning in the crowd tonight, its monday night fireworks nitro! i think wwe owns only part of it, so here comes punk, now i know some of the results from night of champions and contrarey to what jr just said, from what i have heard it was a ppv that pretty much smacked you in the face stepped on ur toes and then took a dump in the mouth, wow i said my pride with punk at the same time weird, oh come on he is not on the conspiracy thing oh ok no he is not ok cool, oh yes we fired nash, but security let him in the ring, WAR!!!! raw is WARRR!!! AHHH IM Triple fucking H WARRRRRR, there was a sign in the crowd that said i jew colt, idk why, oh no he is pulling a flair, so triple threat hell in a cell, he said bitch i aint gonna put my tie back on im going to take it off just cause u said something, this old fuck starrted talking i thought it was r truth, and some fan just yelled wow you suck, kick him in the head again, it sounds like he is out of breathe, its colbering time thats a great smile, bottom lip im getting to the bottom lip, oh shit commercial break, so early tucker was talking about how he likes working third shift he said, it is awesome, you can wear head phones, you aint gonna have your clothes on, and i lost it, back to 8 man tag, we have 3 talents guy and shameus vs 4 who gives a fuck, and he king said he was a boring raw superstar, nice warriors way on the ropes, i like that, no one can do it like senlowkival though, he was getting physical, physical with the referee, wtf exactly is a fucking bare knuckle champion, do you get a title, do u get a trohpy what the fuck, nice knee to the mouth, omg shameus just did to christian what big mike did to me while trying to big boot me, and the tan clan plus shameus win, triple h putting his tie back on, haha ur cm punks bitch, all the prayers you can take, is that like taking a shit? taking a prayer? commercial break, and alberto delrio, i cant ffast forward tucker has the remote oh my god thi is boring, i cant even watch the mexican chanel for this long, delrio vs morison, idk how good this will be, he is rapping his arm, wow thought that was gonna be a decent match, wow morison the more talented wrestler and he just jobbed to delrio that was fucking horrible, what the fuck, i fucking hate you, you are worthless, go to the announce team be racist and then fucking retire you ass hole,commercial break,  hugh jackman is australian ugly bitch, haha she is defently his biggest!!!! jackman is going to file a sexual harassment law suit, the only reason people are watching u right now mr second ass, who is mason ryan, is that wolverine is on the screen, you getting scared, wow i hope jackman punches him, i think i know who mason ryan i just cant think of who it is, your client, she is an escort, fucking whore you used to be married, fuck you, you disrespectful bitch, i think hugh just got confused cause he didnt know who mizz was tucker doesnt know that hugh jackman played wolverine, commercial break, sin cara not sure which one really im pretty sure the real one, and cody rhodes, and here comes sin cara, and sin cara is confused, i think they should get a third sincara just to make it interesting, wow fat sincara just fucking up, left and right, and and so i guess no sin vs rhodes, mizz looks like a bitch right now, ill b a good r truth , yes massa, racist fucking angle, quincy how do you deal with it, lol, id write them a letter if i was you, i strongly worded letter, commercial break, and we come back to teddy log leaving, this should be boring as shit, no man gonna take what hes got, so chyna is coming back, and why is jr apologizing, hows he gonna apologize if he doesnt take the mic, your fat as hell thats why ur injury prone ur a big mac away from a heart attack, is jr getting beat up, why is it always jr, got his arm broke my triple h, kane set him on fire, why chose jr to act like he is being choked, when half is face is paralyzed, they are chanting jerry, lawler is like bitch take ur hands of my shirt i just got it resparkled , mark henry makes me feel better about my gaitn forhead, ty mark henry for taking all the fun out of the commentary team way to leave me with bitch cole, im stuck in the cole mind with no where to go, hy couldnt u have taken out cole too, commercial break, looks like they are gonna take king to the same home that undertaker is in, oh yeah we get josh mathews to im sure in the dvds of the future this commentary team will never be fucking mentioned you bot hsuck cock and probably each other, oh im calm, kelly kelly is out with her fine ass,  i dont like beth phoneixes new glamazon look that goes back when she first came out, wow we are back to cole, and yes cole u wear a hand band on ur head, wow he is the woo woo woo kid, oh my god so who didnt see jackman interfering is retarded, commercial break, cena is talking and i dont give a fuck, and it shows cuts to cole and his butt budy with the broken table still sitting there and cole has a look on his face like some one just shit in his cereal and i laughed my ass off, commercial break, and omg mizz is hyping r truth, oh my god commercial break, there is possibly the greatest wrestler currently wrestling, fuck twitter, dont beat up mini natch thats not right, weak febble bastard cant take that, commercial break, holy shit this match is still on its been on for like an hour and nothing has happened, omg im so happy right now please tell me this is real please tell me mizz and truth is gone please oh please god,

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ladies and gentle man it is raw tonight and here is my review, alberto delrio has some bling and an a on his dick, aparently "the plane boss the plane" guy was in a porn, no one makes fun of you alberto because no one cares about you, your the world champion i think but got i dont know ive never cared less about a world title at this moment in time, i care more about the world intercontinental title more than i do the title that is around ur brown ass waste, and for some reason old man hart has to limp down to the ring, jr just said there was an erection, k dog is in the crowd always good to know, thats why he is there, its in canada, i think sams dick may bend, idk why dont ask me, haha hitman just called him amigo, oh god , is yokozuna dead ? idk , oh shit just got serious he took the scarf off, cena is out and canada is a dump, cena was just looking at his balls, go back where u came from, is what cena is saying, is cena hulkig up, i stopped caring about this promo about the time cenas music hit, actually when delrios music hit, so mini mexi jbl is gonna get an fu, commercial break, and a tag match im not sure i like, this match is well there, i dont like alex riley, eww vickis fat rolls were hanging out the back of her shirt, so why are we walking towards the camera like that lawyer guy in the commercial, oh my brother testify, oh wait that was the other white guy black guy tag team, did he just say ninja, cause he cant say nigga? that spells coo, wow, r truth just said i hate to think, why is mizz dressed to wrestle but r truth is not, are they gonna start kissing? commercial break, back to this match kofi and mizz, we are really taking 2 commercial breaks, kofi with the warriors way out of no where, its not the bme but its the bmcb best moonsault cross body, not bad, but this is blah, he looks like a chicken eating food off the ground when he sets up for skull crushing, damn kelly kelly's hot even when talking to a bull dog, commercial break, he is a harvard grad half naked in some underwear looking ass tights getting his ass beat by a ginger ghost,  im shameus and i love to fight , oh the irish so iritable like my bowls, bowels, hmmm any one else notice michael cole said shameus calls this the celtric cross? cause scott hall is coming final face off, sounds like a bad sequel , stupid meixcans  commercial break, commercial break, and back to cena hart vs the rich mexicools, we start off with cena and george lopez, whoa wow u really just put his dick in ur mouth, calm down essa, wow racist tonight just a bit, it will all be alright if quincy laughs, did i call it or did i fucking call it, he took an fu, i fuking knew it, now we gotta hear cena talk, why, i dont care, 9-11 tribute got fast forwarded to, commercial break, oh wow what a great bull dog from vicki, ive seen drunk retarded monkey's take a face bump better, you fat cow, hold that belt high kelly for some reason, u cant not do that, every week every time we see you, you are hodling it up high, this is a nice promo for hunter, umm orton is coming out i havve no clue, commercial break and i guess cody rhodes, i have no idea what this is about, oh no here comes fuck hnry, this math is still going on and its been like 10 minuts and a commercial break right now, is this the main event, god i hope not, but i think it is, orton checks his shoulder to make sure its ok before he does his ass pounding taunt and cody rhodes takes his mask off and no one makes a big deal of it, that could have been a gaint thing and u just no sold it for mark henry hitting him with a chair, way to go wwe fuck your company, your head is as big as the title, and death nail, the final death nail, not death blow or final nail in the coffin but death nail, eww id hate for mark henry sweaty fat ass to stand over me and drip sweat id throw up, mike did not know that sexual chocolate  and mae young gave brith to a hand, and punk and hhh talk, i think triple h could have played thor, wow cm punk is spitting some real shit, he named only like 5 people who didnt fit the body builder criteria, triple h you are lying sir, im confused what brass rings are but i am hooked in and hanging on his every word, triple h has only said one thing every time he talks, and my dvr cut it off in the midle of hhh sentance.