sept 26th 2011 Monday night raw

welcome to raw, and ladies and gentleman we start out, with the game, he decideds to show us the reason he fired the miz and truth, and aparently its mid card raw ranting, dolph fuck face comes out and bitches then cody my face is fucked up rhodes, and he bitches then im only as good as my tag team partner can carry me, christian comes out and bitches, and triple h lays down the law, commercial break, and we continue midcard hour with this 10 man battle royal for the who gives a fuck title, i realy cant remember which title he has cause i dont care oh intercontinetal i figured it out by process of elimination, i almost said europeon, and booker aparently has been under a rock and is shocked to see a seond sin cara, wait rhodes and ted are feuding when the fuck did that happen, if he celtric crosses him over the top ill piss my pants, i think rhodes just tried to rape shamues, shameus fucks up big time and cant get his foot over the rhodes and like i knew it, rhodes weasels his way into a victory commercial break, and we are recapping mark henry whooping and senior center, oh my god the look on booker t's face when micole said anal bleeding? why does this raspy voiced bastard always want to give me the full title of his job whom i dont remember still, and are we really doing, i lost my thought of training cause klly kelly popped up umm yeah damn, i dont like evas new hair does that make me gay? commercial break, a special remast, so i really hope they do a lesibain angle with beth phoenix and bitch face, you wanna go eve, what bitch ill jerk you off, nickala natalia hart on just copped 2 feels on eve's booty, that looks painful as shit, sam if u watched this match learn to do what ever the fuck that was, alot of spanking and eve takes a super man dive out the ring lol that shit was epic i love this match never thought id say that about a divas match, some one gonna get their ass kick and some one has a 69 sign, commercial break, so now we have mark henry talentless hack, and great kahli, a even more talentless fuck, wow kahli took the bump before henry even swung, who on the ground, umm i think i am, commercial break, damn a lot of commercial break, there all onioins they are all out there, the hell in the cell is like church, thank you jr, cena is feeling some love and he is loving it, and milking it, wow thats gay, i like cm punk chants, cena is talking still i have no idea what about, punk cant count, wow delrio it doesnt matter ill kick your butt, wow punk just got punched in the fucking mouth, by delrio, damn he aint happy, thats right the tee of us, hahaha, stopp talking , comercial break woo woo woo, i think im starting to secretly like zac ryder, dolph has new music and it fucking blows dicks for ducks wrong sir wrong, booker t is crazy, wow really thought that they were gonna let ryder win, TLO? who is that teddy long orange? ew vicki should not be in that top and she should not be running in it, commercial break, and back to the match should be decent match here, weak warriors way but not bad he likes big bonded, so who is gonna be there third man that comes out of no where?ah mini tista, though i notice he has been growing out his hair so they stop calling him that but it aint helping, do something ryder do something, he gets closed lined, way to do a face turn right there, commercial break, if kelly kelly did a porn , it would make billions, and back to black pee wee hermin and the munchkin crew, fuck my ears its delrios fuck face, i wanna c, cm punk, kick the fuck out of his face, john why dont u tell us something obvious about hell in a cell, ok cole well blah blah blah not saying anything interesting my whole demeaner is monotone and boring, how do i even get over? wow punk just big booted delrio that was sick, and cm punk wins, and the cell is coming down, and the cell is coming down, and cena and rod rigeuz and punk are locked in, and delrio with a chair, and end, good raw