TNA sept 8th 2011

oh its monday night you know what that means, thats right tna review, w start with remind u that hardy is gonna be here tonight, and then mr anderson comes out, and he is gonna be a pain in our asses, eww he is going after angle, yeah we watch this show, and ive taken 3 bong tokes before sting gets out, he is looking a little more dvious, sting is talking, im not listening, commercial break, we are back to the black guys vs the britians, ive got no idea whats going on in this match, but people are getting clothed lined, ummm devon won? oh its mr drunk kurt angle, and some ummm guy, idk, commercial break, and bound for glory is looking shitty, oh fuck u bully ray, who the fuck do you think you are, no on wants to hear u, omg tucker just called bully ray, paul berrer, and i spelled that wrong, but he meant paul heymon, either way that is funny as hell, and they want him to shut the hell up, omg this conversation we are having is more entertaining than this promo, gunner looked like a cartoon dog, haha bully is fat, fuck gunner shut up ssam no one is listening to you, or you rude they are cheering, what, hmm idk, james woods has about the same vocabulary as ron simmons now a days, what the fuck, why did they say insane icon sting? what the fuck trying to appeal to icp? hmm? commercial break, wow he is actually defending the tv title, that thing is still a real title, im glad i was typing cause aparently u could see youngs package, and he is defending it against robby e, eric took off his pants, no idea, pretty solid match, that had to be fun to take that pile driver, his head was all coushioned it be like bouncing off a pillow, and here comes scott steiner 2 and he steals the last ride? commercial break, and rvd and jerry lynn u know why they say he is the super star, because he is better than you, kick him in the dick rvd fucking little twat bag, damn look at velvet and she has a weiner... dog, why is she opening her mouth, doesnt she know every time her mouth opens kittens die, commercial break, hold on a seond we doing the title match now, like an hour in? mr anderson is out and about oh yeah, he is talking anderson anderson, anderson looks crazy, and kurt angle looks like an idito, is he trying to be fucking captain america, oh angle you are so worthless not even a minute in and you put on a rest hold, oh some one in the back is screaming and i dont know why, this match is not exciting at all, sting is sweating just by being ring side, i have no idea, why, and here comes gunner, and bull ass, and jeffer jarrett and scott steiner, and abys and that black guy, oh thats sting, i feel lik i just got fucked out of like a half hour, there was no reason for that match, it accomplished nothing other than making sure fans dont bitch about anderson having a rematch, commercial break, eww karen get off the table u slut, what are people cheering for no one did anyting, and here comes winter love, to take on velvet james, the wings are flopping around, oh wow, holy shit look at velvet busting out real wrestling ass moves u go earl u know he copped him a feel, oh shit the blood splatter, commercial break, austin aries is shhh shhhing us, shushing? is that how u would spell that, idk, that sad that he is going to be the x division champ, thats sad i dont think he is that talented, look at sharp dressed man, what is he babbling about, are shoes the enemy ? does buhda hate shoes? monkey suit? did he call him a trink?  looks like a strip club floor in the ring, i think i just saw hogans oh face, i just got a phone call from the bear, oh a three way, its not gay if its in a three way, oh ok so now the pointless match earlier, commercial break, and bully ray and gunner are coming out together, and beer money, why the fuck somao joe out here, oh shit here comes matt morgan, all that wait for a double suplex way to go, who would have guessed bubbacame in, and haha kicked bully in the fac, with his knee, commercial break, and back to advertisement of sting v flair, and finally here comes hardy, so is he coming back as a face, he was messed up double atandra there, ah my damn dvr cut off i am going to go to you tube lets see if its there why do they always have those big poofy things on the mics is it cause they drop them al lthe time? are we not allowed to say drugs on tv?aww this is all sad n shit then i think about them saying one more shot like one more shot of herion, drug addict, and thats the end of that