TNA impact sept 14 2011

alright sports fan here we are again, and here we are watching tna, and we get the reviews from the ppv, and here we go bully ray and roode are the finalists for the bfg series, thank god this thing is over, and suprisingly robert rude won, kurt angle "suprsingly" stayed world champ cause of ineterference, oh how shocking, and here is old flair, its like a flair gun thats been in ur car since ur grandfather owned it, and ur not sure if its still gonna shoot but you always wanted pull the trigger, and here comes sting, oh boo they broke him up oh no, my goodness, i think maven is working security for tna now, wooo here is hardy, commercial break, back to hardy, i said woo previously cause amy seemed very happy to see hardy by here moaning noises, he cant talk about drugs its so funny, here  comes stereo type mexican tag team, i wish that was a muzzle, i love ms tesinmocherstanaifganiestan, lady, such a nice ass its yummy looking like two cinabons sitting next to each other steaming hot and fresh eww now im thinking about poo , watch it wiggle see it jiggle its her ass! is there wrestling going on right now? is pope a good guy now? that was a pretty good tag corner move, we still doing this dumb ass devons kids thing, why are the mexicools not disqualified yet? i dont think there was ever a tag to make the ladies legal, oh you cunt, because of all of this, pan to the sofa, karen is showing as much clevage as black hair lady, your talking to your self u crazy cunt commercial break, back to knock outs no rematch for mickie, hehe weiner, i thought crack whore was queen, yay velvet sky, and oh that is gonna be a good match, this should be interesting, and he said all members of fortune is in the ring but rude isnt in the ring yet, way to go teena, i just notices tna is in mike teena's last name, it was ment to be, why is this so special he is just a number 1 contender that means little to shit, he not until he beats angle and becomes champ, i think it should happen would be nice, but what happens to beer money then unless storm turns to immortal, idk what they are doing with this thing with aj and daniels, god i hate u kazarian i hope u get set on fire from all the shit u put in ur hair, did he just say bat, instead of back, he said we all have each others bat, so back to the fire u sniveling dumb hippie, u eat chicken pop?  so i think i hate kurt angle more than i hate any other wrestlers of all wrestlers, i think i hate kurt angle more than any other mother fucker on earth, im pretty sure i dont hate any one more, but there might be but oh for fuck sake i hate you dui getting ass, oh look at me im kurt angle im planting seeds of doubt, oh no one is noticing how suddly im droppin hint, god i hate your bald ass, you better be glad u been shaving ur head for the past 82 years cause other wise ud be ruining around looking like a clean shaven hulk hogan you old bastard, he started to look like if bob barker fucked a peguin had a baby and that baby was on cocaine, commercial break, had to take a break cause i went and got mcdonalds break fast its 3am, aparently sting is plan b not sure how that works, so somoa joe vs mat morgan, that was a sweet sit down move by joe, idk what that is and fucked up figure four wins the match, commercial break, kurt talking to kaz i dont care, and devon is yelling at hardy idk if he is actually yelling but he is speaking at a loud volume for no reason, isnt this speach a lil late, he is clean now, this was when he was trying to get clean, that was the dumbest most pointless promo ive ever seen before in my life, dear god tna i talk so good about you and you do this to me why what did i do to u, and commercial break, and back to god damn hemme is looking good and here is kaz and bobby ruyde, yaya, im wodering how many diferent ways i can spell roude, so this match should be good but kazarian is in it, the ropes get sweaty? do they taz? fuck that match was not really that good at all, commercial break, sandman sandwhich, rhoude is ready and a double level is heel, why is lynn still wrestling, why, he just smacked bully and he took it, way to go, where did heme go, its 3 old fucks in the ring, hehe, this is the main event,they are chanting lets go flair, way to cheer for the heel, commercial break, pretty good back and forth the arent doing much special but its a solid clinick in there, oh holy shit they actually did a superplex how did flair survive, here comes imortal, and why is he not dq'd, and sting wins and end of the night,