thursday 12-1-11 tna

alright folks its another night of wrestling friday night which means thursday night tna review, sorry i havent been reviewing wrestling for a while but for fuck sake it aint even worth it, i know bad wrestling makes for a good review but this has just been shit you want my review of wwe right now... twitter. thats it, there u go, for fuck sake, now tna is slipping too now that it had solid ground to work on, with a golden oportunity to do something great they decided instead to make robert rude a heel and fucked everything up, even though last time he was a heel, no one gave a fuck about him, so way to go, james storm would have been amazing, his cath phrase is perfect for it but no hogans got a dick in the ass of tna and so fuck that, and i like how sting is taking the hogan route, i dont want to wrestle so im going to be in control, for fuck sake, we open with highlights of rude turning heel, and sting coming out and having a chat with rude, rude try's to pander as the average every day selfish heel great angle, fuck you, oh my god aj is coming out why is he coming out oh now whats going to happen, oh no he isnt done, jeffy hardy oh no, we are gonna have ants, so did being sober suck the fashion sense and creativity out of hard? isnt sting supose to be unbiest or do we just not care? fuck it triple threat, or three way dance for the main event should be good, probably wont, probably end with rude cheating to win, in the midst of something cool about to happen, this should be good! what commercial break? we return to jeffy hardy saying him and rude got hit with the titles, way to go, fuck u jeff jarret, you fucked up tried to kill the company shut up, omg jj is not even believable thats horrible, god this angle sucks, umm where did my wahing car girls go, and why am i looking at bully rays ugly mug, umm whats bischoff getting paid for? if dickie and sting are running the company, why is he getting paid, and to come up with a masterplan to presuade abyss into stop trying to kill immortal they chose bully ray and scott steiner, yeah cause those are the genuis's you want on that job, and commercial break, wow i love this angle so much i dont mind hearing karens nasty raunchy voice, raunchy in a bad way not like what tara is doing, if miss testmackers ass was any better it have to be a bacon sandwhich cause thats they only thing that would be betteri supose, and i really thought this toxic bitch was going to be banging but no, not really, and yay the mexican steriotype is still on the scene, oh wow wtf is this match, pope and devon when did that happen, i love the fact that people dont know what to make of the pope, they dont know if they should cheer him or boo him, i love it so much lol mike teenay said they were just this close to geting that much closer to the tag team titles, but i wonder if when he said this close if he put his fingers up real close together, oh god that was an amazingly hard spine buster, wow devon n pope win good they are doing new teams they needed to, commercial break and we return to austin aries coming out and when i heard his music and saw his video thought it was a bitch coming out, any one else thinks kid kash looks retarded, retarded and george w bush both those maybe the same thing, commercial break, back to aj styles talking about the match nothing special there, no ground breaking promo shots, why why u ask that is why u need an announer, god damn gunner hit that dude fucking hard, i cant belive that, damn, now sting is talking to jarrett and yet another commercial break, and back to the washing of cars, i love it, wow stiener and bully, normally red blooded american monster, mickie james vs odb and mickie got splattered on the floor, dualling cookie sheets are we tcw? wtf? i dont think u can say ass on tna any more, wow mickie is really showing her flexiblity in this match and i like it, odb couldnt have had that chair any closer to her fae, wow, and we are back to james storm, and oh loo here is kurt angle, oh they love their concusions dont they, damn who are the sluts, oh bully and steiners plan i remember now, commercial break, this whole rude family thing is stupid, i dont like it at all i dont care about it, now to rvd vs robbie e, cant belive he is a champ, that makes me sad, e takes a horrible spill out side just sloppy, and hell of a bouncer, he just pushed robbie e off of him, and head to head rolling thunder after a planted kick, concentration laps by van damn, no that just called being high, eric young came out for no reason, daniels comes in robbie e doesnt know how to roll out of the way, ha the sluts got fucked lol hahaha thats funny shit, commercial break, now here omes the match and lets see how rude cheats to win this match if my dvr will let me watch it, commercial break and back to the match, back to the handicapped triple threat match, and now we get some good back and froth with jeff and aj, u knew it would happen dont say u didnt, rude starts to get control of the match and the pace of the match slows, aj wa going to try to kip up and failed, what i hardy positioing himself for, oh thats what he is setting up for, right before jeff hits the fatal warning, jeff flips his hair back but two  piece of hair stay on his face in the form of an x in his forhead that was awesome and jeff jarrett helps rude to cheat to win, and that is where tna ends for me. hope u liked it

nov 3rd TNA Impact

alright so this weeks tna should be good, cause last weeks was prety shitty but set up for this one to be good, hell yeah rude got screwed, and all that, i did not like that finish of the match last week, so is this where one of them turns heel?? i hope not honestly i know its setting up for it but i hope they take the rode less traled and keep them together, actualy would be a really good angle for the company who promotes spostmanship, we treat every one with respect in the south, unless they are a different color than us, i drink beer, pander pander, i drink beer, pander pander pander, i drink beer, pander world champion pander, oh its already been broughten bitch! steal the show? i think ur the main event...  commercial break, back to divas, i meant knock outs, if ms tesmarkrs ass was any nicer, idk if it would be real, fake ass ha, her top is the texas state flag and her ass is shaped like the state of texas, no seriously look at it, see texas, you can exacute a 5 yr old retard in there, wow yeah i went there, im even ashamed of that but its said and done now, this match just got boring guy kim just took control of the match, my god she might spear better than goldberg, wow that was imrpessive, id hate to job to that fucking move, the weakest big boot ever, dumb shit dumb dumb shit, i hope tracy does something about this, idk wtf she can do but yeah, wow no she didnt, and here is garet bischoff, whats with these names i cant spell, comercial break, we come back to bischoff jr, imma call him BJ from now on, is he goin to cry really u bitch, i thought u had potiential not if ur gonna cry before ur first match u faggot, yay for domestic voilence, yay, yay, commercial break, austin aries vs jess some body, commercial break, idk who ronnie is, i know he is from the jersey shore but that doesnt help me, because well jersey is kinda big, so yeah fuk this guy get off my tv commercial break and back to jj vs anderson, i thought this impact was going to be good its been shitty, or maybe its that tag match they keep talking about with jj bully vs hardy and anderon, this could be decent but i bet it will suck, this match sucked im so bored with this whole even fuck this shit, any way ommercial break, wow that talk between crimson and morgan was long and horribly drawn out, commercial break back to a video backage of the same shit we been seeing for 3 months, and now they are coming to the ring, and we can get this damn thing on a role if we can get fuck face out of ther ing and shut his mouth, commercial break, there is a big tall guy in front of the hard cam who stands up wearing a blue bandana, i thought it was a guy from the blue man group, supperplex nicely done, aww my dvr is going to cut this match off, yup he hooked him for the cross face and idk what happened after that why does my dvr hate everything i watch?

Oct 14th Thurs , TNA Review

ok so i know its been a while, but here were im high and its TnA time ddint even mean for that n to be lower case but it happened, any way, we start of with a recap of hogan sting and angle roode and here comes angle, one last time kurt how many talks do u need, greatest wrestler to ever tie a pair of boots, no i dont tink so and i think urs are velcrow u retard i will prove that i will prove, kurt shut the f uck up and get hit by a bus already, where is ur wheel chair, i think rvd got hit in the pills by a chair, way to go talentless lynn, commercial break and its daniles and lynn vs rvd and aj style but where is rvd oh there he is way to build up the suspense and nice way to kick off the fallen angles face now we know how he fell, that was a gay joke, i mean damn why did i type that, wow he got some height on that monkey flip idk what they are doing with the aj angle but idk i jus tidk how i feel or why they are doing it or anything all that all the above, commercial break, and morgan vs joe should be decent, oh morgan shouldnt wear white trunks eww, maybe i was wrong this math is slow, nd now its over, what was the point, oh no joes gotta submission, this has been done before joe, and u did it uch better back then, haha he cant say alpha male, oh shit what if the alpha male comes back and bfg holy shit that be crazy, commercial break, back to immagrants, did he say iron his socks, why do ur socks need ironed,thats a sexy bitch with a mowhawk, wow way to fuk up a face bump, dumb fuck commercail break, bak to hippie n a rod vs val venis n kid rock, why did kendrick drop of the ring apron to jump in the ring, that was a good suplex that was a horrible cadapault, sloppy back breaker, slopp sloppy sloppy, cold hot tag, oh my god that was a train wreck sliced bread about knocks out the ref the move lands on the belt in the refs view and no dq, yay tna aa sells a title being dropped on his chest,and would u look at those tits, commercial break wow karent jarret has her ow ngay lil version of kurt angles music, gay she is the vice president who is the president, and fighting like a banshee, i dont hink banshees fight, they screech, like crack whore rayne, id pay velvet, oh yeah, no karen i dont want to see you, id only way to see in a jigsaw trap u dumb bitch, wow look at the security fill up the ring with there three guys, commercial, i got 99 problems but a bitch aint one, hi im aj style, have u been injured in an accident and wrong fuly paid insurance fees if so call me at 555 here comes daniles to kick my ass, it does not suprise me that scott steiner is from the D, and i wanna make a video with mr andersons entrance, and when he says anderson for the first time arn andersons face pops up and u hear the "huh" from botchamania, then when he says its again Mr anderson from the Matrix pops up with the "Huh" sound again, but i dont have the stuff to do it, abyss fucks up and then finally snaps and is getting his ass kicked, commercial break and here is my perdiction bfg, james storm turns his back just like jeff jarret and jeff hardy and anderson, he will come out to help roode and super kick him instead and then say sorry about your damn luck, commercial break and its the handicapped match so lets count the moves before immortal comes out, that was a weak spine buster, could have been so much better where is batista, whats up with roode and the crippler cross face, and wow he won, thats impressive, he is not winning, that sux, those are some weak ass kciks, bully ray was late, jame storm comes out to help and gets his ass kicked which is a bit of foreshaddowing for bfc, and here comes angle, oh shit hardy, god bully just fucks everyting up and got punched in the fucking face, mike teenay didnt know if she could call it a tsit of fate or hate, so he just called it the twist, like its the 70s, commercial break, flounder?this dude whom i cant remember his name , is very weird looking when u stare at him, jeremy borahs sounds right but idk ,is the contract signing a debate, and its not official yet? then why would hogan sign the contract if he slipped up, this makes less sense than the man in the crowd wit ha rain bow beard, its true its out there, that was the slowest least inticlimactic table flip, its like it was in slow motion, and my dvr sucks a dick thats it

TNA sept 8th 2011

oh its monday night you know what that means, thats right tna review, w start with remind u that hardy is gonna be here tonight, and then mr anderson comes out, and he is gonna be a pain in our asses, eww he is going after angle, yeah we watch this show, and ive taken 3 bong tokes before sting gets out, he is looking a little more dvious, sting is talking, im not listening, commercial break, we are back to the black guys vs the britians, ive got no idea whats going on in this match, but people are getting clothed lined, ummm devon won? oh its mr drunk kurt angle, and some ummm guy, idk, commercial break, and bound for glory is looking shitty, oh fuck u bully ray, who the fuck do you think you are, no on wants to hear u, omg tucker just called bully ray, paul berrer, and i spelled that wrong, but he meant paul heymon, either way that is funny as hell, and they want him to shut the hell up, omg this conversation we are having is more entertaining than this promo, gunner looked like a cartoon dog, haha bully is fat, fuck gunner shut up ssam no one is listening to you, or you rude they are cheering, what, hmm idk, james woods has about the same vocabulary as ron simmons now a days, what the fuck, why did they say insane icon sting? what the fuck trying to appeal to icp? hmm? commercial break, wow he is actually defending the tv title, that thing is still a real title, im glad i was typing cause aparently u could see youngs package, and he is defending it against robby e, eric took off his pants, no idea, pretty solid match, that had to be fun to take that pile driver, his head was all coushioned it be like bouncing off a pillow, and here comes scott steiner 2 and he steals the last ride? commercial break, and rvd and jerry lynn u know why they say he is the super star, because he is better than you, kick him in the dick rvd fucking little twat bag, damn look at velvet and she has a weiner... dog, why is she opening her mouth, doesnt she know every time her mouth opens kittens die, commercial break, hold on a seond we doing the title match now, like an hour in? mr anderson is out and about oh yeah, he is talking anderson anderson, anderson looks crazy, and kurt angle looks like an idito, is he trying to be fucking captain america, oh angle you are so worthless not even a minute in and you put on a rest hold, oh some one in the back is screaming and i dont know why, this match is not exciting at all, sting is sweating just by being ring side, i have no idea, why, and here comes gunner, and bull ass, and jeffer jarrett and scott steiner, and abys and that black guy, oh thats sting, i feel lik i just got fucked out of like a half hour, there was no reason for that match, it accomplished nothing other than making sure fans dont bitch about anderson having a rematch, commercial break, eww karen get off the table u slut, what are people cheering for no one did anyting, and here comes winter love, to take on velvet james, the wings are flopping around, oh wow, holy shit look at velvet busting out real wrestling ass moves u go earl u know he copped him a feel, oh shit the blood splatter, commercial break, austin aries is shhh shhhing us, shushing? is that how u would spell that, idk, that sad that he is going to be the x division champ, thats sad i dont think he is that talented, look at sharp dressed man, what is he babbling about, are shoes the enemy ? does buhda hate shoes? monkey suit? did he call him a trink?  looks like a strip club floor in the ring, i think i just saw hogans oh face, i just got a phone call from the bear, oh a three way, its not gay if its in a three way, oh ok so now the pointless match earlier, commercial break, and bully ray and gunner are coming out together, and beer money, why the fuck somao joe out here, oh shit here comes matt morgan, all that wait for a double suplex way to go, who would have guessed bubbacame in, and haha kicked bully in the fac, with his knee, commercial break, and back to advertisement of sting v flair, and finally here comes hardy, so is he coming back as a face, he was messed up double atandra there, ah my damn dvr cut off i am going to go to you tube lets see if its there why do they always have those big poofy things on the mics is it cause they drop them al lthe time? are we not allowed to say drugs on tv?aww this is all sad n shit then i think about them saying one more shot like one more shot of herion, drug addict, and thats the end of that