thursday 12-1-11 tna

alright folks its another night of wrestling friday night which means thursday night tna review, sorry i havent been reviewing wrestling for a while but for fuck sake it aint even worth it, i know bad wrestling makes for a good review but this has just been shit you want my review of wwe right now... twitter. thats it, there u go, for fuck sake, now tna is slipping too now that it had solid ground to work on, with a golden oportunity to do something great they decided instead to make robert rude a heel and fucked everything up, even though last time he was a heel, no one gave a fuck about him, so way to go, james storm would have been amazing, his cath phrase is perfect for it but no hogans got a dick in the ass of tna and so fuck that, and i like how sting is taking the hogan route, i dont want to wrestle so im going to be in control, for fuck sake, we open with highlights of rude turning heel, and sting coming out and having a chat with rude, rude try's to pander as the average every day selfish heel great angle, fuck you, oh my god aj is coming out why is he coming out oh now whats going to happen, oh no he isnt done, jeffy hardy oh no, we are gonna have ants, so did being sober suck the fashion sense and creativity out of hard? isnt sting supose to be unbiest or do we just not care? fuck it triple threat, or three way dance for the main event should be good, probably wont, probably end with rude cheating to win, in the midst of something cool about to happen, this should be good! what commercial break? we return to jeffy hardy saying him and rude got hit with the titles, way to go, fuck u jeff jarret, you fucked up tried to kill the company shut up, omg jj is not even believable thats horrible, god this angle sucks, umm where did my wahing car girls go, and why am i looking at bully rays ugly mug, umm whats bischoff getting paid for? if dickie and sting are running the company, why is he getting paid, and to come up with a masterplan to presuade abyss into stop trying to kill immortal they chose bully ray and scott steiner, yeah cause those are the genuis's you want on that job, and commercial break, wow i love this angle so much i dont mind hearing karens nasty raunchy voice, raunchy in a bad way not like what tara is doing, if miss testmackers ass was any better it have to be a bacon sandwhich cause thats they only thing that would be betteri supose, and i really thought this toxic bitch was going to be banging but no, not really, and yay the mexican steriotype is still on the scene, oh wow wtf is this match, pope and devon when did that happen, i love the fact that people dont know what to make of the pope, they dont know if they should cheer him or boo him, i love it so much lol mike teenay said they were just this close to geting that much closer to the tag team titles, but i wonder if when he said this close if he put his fingers up real close together, oh god that was an amazingly hard spine buster, wow devon n pope win good they are doing new teams they needed to, commercial break and we return to austin aries coming out and when i heard his music and saw his video thought it was a bitch coming out, any one else thinks kid kash looks retarded, retarded and george w bush both those maybe the same thing, commercial break, back to aj styles talking about the match nothing special there, no ground breaking promo shots, why why u ask that is why u need an announer, god damn gunner hit that dude fucking hard, i cant belive that, damn, now sting is talking to jarrett and yet another commercial break, and back to the washing of cars, i love it, wow stiener and bully, normally red blooded american monster, mickie james vs odb and mickie got splattered on the floor, dualling cookie sheets are we tcw? wtf? i dont think u can say ass on tna any more, wow mickie is really showing her flexiblity in this match and i like it, odb couldnt have had that chair any closer to her fae, wow, and we are back to james storm, and oh loo here is kurt angle, oh they love their concusions dont they, damn who are the sluts, oh bully and steiners plan i remember now, commercial break, this whole rude family thing is stupid, i dont like it at all i dont care about it, now to rvd vs robbie e, cant belive he is a champ, that makes me sad, e takes a horrible spill out side just sloppy, and hell of a bouncer, he just pushed robbie e off of him, and head to head rolling thunder after a planted kick, concentration laps by van damn, no that just called being high, eric young came out for no reason, daniels comes in robbie e doesnt know how to roll out of the way, ha the sluts got fucked lol hahaha thats funny shit, commercial break, now here omes the match and lets see how rude cheats to win this match if my dvr will let me watch it, commercial break and back to the match, back to the handicapped triple threat match, and now we get some good back and froth with jeff and aj, u knew it would happen dont say u didnt, rude starts to get control of the match and the pace of the match slows, aj wa going to try to kip up and failed, what i hardy positioing himself for, oh thats what he is setting up for, right before jeff hits the fatal warning, jeff flips his hair back but two  piece of hair stay on his face in the form of an x in his forhead that was awesome and jeff jarrett helps rude to cheat to win, and that is where tna ends for me. hope u liked it

nov 3rd TNA Impact

alright so this weeks tna should be good, cause last weeks was prety shitty but set up for this one to be good, hell yeah rude got screwed, and all that, i did not like that finish of the match last week, so is this where one of them turns heel?? i hope not honestly i know its setting up for it but i hope they take the rode less traled and keep them together, actualy would be a really good angle for the company who promotes spostmanship, we treat every one with respect in the south, unless they are a different color than us, i drink beer, pander pander, i drink beer, pander pander pander, i drink beer, pander world champion pander, oh its already been broughten bitch! steal the show? i think ur the main event...  commercial break, back to divas, i meant knock outs, if ms tesmarkrs ass was any nicer, idk if it would be real, fake ass ha, her top is the texas state flag and her ass is shaped like the state of texas, no seriously look at it, see texas, you can exacute a 5 yr old retard in there, wow yeah i went there, im even ashamed of that but its said and done now, this match just got boring guy kim just took control of the match, my god she might spear better than goldberg, wow that was imrpessive, id hate to job to that fucking move, the weakest big boot ever, dumb shit dumb dumb shit, i hope tracy does something about this, idk wtf she can do but yeah, wow no she didnt, and here is garet bischoff, whats with these names i cant spell, comercial break, we come back to bischoff jr, imma call him BJ from now on, is he goin to cry really u bitch, i thought u had potiential not if ur gonna cry before ur first match u faggot, yay for domestic voilence, yay, yay, commercial break, austin aries vs jess some body, commercial break, idk who ronnie is, i know he is from the jersey shore but that doesnt help me, because well jersey is kinda big, so yeah fuk this guy get off my tv commercial break and back to jj vs anderson, i thought this impact was going to be good its been shitty, or maybe its that tag match they keep talking about with jj bully vs hardy and anderon, this could be decent but i bet it will suck, this match sucked im so bored with this whole even fuck this shit, any way ommercial break, wow that talk between crimson and morgan was long and horribly drawn out, commercial break back to a video backage of the same shit we been seeing for 3 months, and now they are coming to the ring, and we can get this damn thing on a role if we can get fuck face out of ther ing and shut his mouth, commercial break, there is a big tall guy in front of the hard cam who stands up wearing a blue bandana, i thought it was a guy from the blue man group, supperplex nicely done, aww my dvr is going to cut this match off, yup he hooked him for the cross face and idk what happened after that why does my dvr hate everything i watch?

monday oct 24th WWE RAW

alright here we go its been a while since ive done a good high review, and well after last nights ppv i cant garuntee it will be a good raw but im in a very sinicle mood towrards the wwe after they shit in my mouth with the ppv they called vengance. you know what i find hard to swallow is that delrio is still in the wwe but on top of that, he is a champion the wwe champion, why, he has no talent, he is completly replaceable, why, what in the fuck would u do that, and high lights (if you want to call them that) from vengance, and omg its so shocking that nash csame back for like a 3rd time and cole u cant remember the last time the WWE ppv had so much contraversy how about when cm punk walked out as the wolrd title and left the compnay, that has less contraversy than, mizz and truth, costing cena the title and nash returning again for the 3rd time or some shit, way to go, not even five minutes in and i want to cut your tongue out of ur mouth so u stop saying stupid shit! wow triple h has a huge shnouzer, oh congrats hunter not every one hates you, if he cries im turning this shit off, is this forever? this just turned gay, he broke ur heart? what the fuck, we doing another billy and chuck angle? oh god i knew i couldnt go a raw with out hearing this ass hole, damn hunter has a big ass hand to, i would hate to be that mic, he got big bulging veins out of his hand thats not normal, yadda yadda yadda get me kevin nash, yadda yadda yadaa, he stepped through the rope, just because triple h told him not to, wow nash uses a sledge hammer, and is that a new arm tat, is that why nash took a month off so he could get a fresh new tat so he would look cooler and younger on tv, really? fuck this company, so i think stephanie is behind all of this, every one thinks its john lanurgitus but i think its stephanie and maybe, john L job, some one screaming please reset, haha, some one fucked up, mark henry did this whole im a strong man i dont need ur help to walk oh god here im falling over help me lord, commercial break, so they are rying to be very serious about triple h's injury the people behind him are laughing their asses off, triple h is strapped ina board and nash is going to kill hunter i guess, and as he is on the gurney or how ever u spell it, there is one of the guys says ok guys like get him on the gerney, and then it cuts to commercial, speaking of a horrible way to start off raw cole here comes fucking orton, well now this fucking match looks so promising seeing how good these two matches were last night seperatly i cant imagine putting them together and so i shall fast forward there was a commercial in the middle of the match, as long as he is not carrying a skate board who was that a shot at? commercial break, so we come back to ziggler, and santino, and so it seems like i cant escape from all the same ppl as last night, at least dolph has his trunk unlike last night, why do these people get put on my tv? when you are a something or other champion and you have to cheat to beat santino marella, you might as well quit now before minitista rapes you, commercial break, so far my fav part of raw has been the commercial break, we come back to delrip yadda yadda yadda oh wait cm punk here we go, lets press play, jesus christ here comes fuck twat, whats not gonna happen on ur watch, whats with the skate board comments, why is delrio still in the ring, oh thats why so cm punk can fuck him up, damn lil mexican buddy is taking a shit load of bumps recently, king just randomly said brother, like hogan, thats weird, commercial break, back to nadia and some dude, and so beth is bonkin cm punk, that is crazy i figurd punk would want some one more like kelly kelly, but maybe she is too wild, has there only been like 3 matches in this whole show? morison vs barrett, thats horrible, lets see if john can carry wade, and another fucking commercial break, i think ive seen more commercials than i have seen wrestlers, barett uses blck hole slam, boring match, way to botch the end barret u suck go fuck urself. this cole vs jr is stupid, but i hope he loses, commercial break back to ryder mizz n truth beat up ryder n mizz totally mizes ryders head with a kick n here comes mizz n R, idont care about this, commercail break, back to handi cap cena, eww cena spit all over the mic eww, and that was there mezierable excuse for a program fuck this company

Oct 14th Thurs , TNA Review

ok so i know its been a while, but here were im high and its TnA time ddint even mean for that n to be lower case but it happened, any way, we start of with a recap of hogan sting and angle roode and here comes angle, one last time kurt how many talks do u need, greatest wrestler to ever tie a pair of boots, no i dont tink so and i think urs are velcrow u retard i will prove that i will prove, kurt shut the f uck up and get hit by a bus already, where is ur wheel chair, i think rvd got hit in the pills by a chair, way to go talentless lynn, commercial break and its daniles and lynn vs rvd and aj style but where is rvd oh there he is way to build up the suspense and nice way to kick off the fallen angles face now we know how he fell, that was a gay joke, i mean damn why did i type that, wow he got some height on that monkey flip idk what they are doing with the aj angle but idk i jus tidk how i feel or why they are doing it or anything all that all the above, commercial break, and morgan vs joe should be decent, oh morgan shouldnt wear white trunks eww, maybe i was wrong this math is slow, nd now its over, what was the point, oh no joes gotta submission, this has been done before joe, and u did it uch better back then, haha he cant say alpha male, oh shit what if the alpha male comes back and bfg holy shit that be crazy, commercial break, back to immagrants, did he say iron his socks, why do ur socks need ironed,thats a sexy bitch with a mowhawk, wow way to fuk up a face bump, dumb fuck commercail break, bak to hippie n a rod vs val venis n kid rock, why did kendrick drop of the ring apron to jump in the ring, that was a good suplex that was a horrible cadapault, sloppy back breaker, slopp sloppy sloppy, cold hot tag, oh my god that was a train wreck sliced bread about knocks out the ref the move lands on the belt in the refs view and no dq, yay tna aa sells a title being dropped on his chest,and would u look at those tits, commercial break wow karent jarret has her ow ngay lil version of kurt angles music, gay she is the vice president who is the president, and fighting like a banshee, i dont hink banshees fight, they screech, like crack whore rayne, id pay velvet, oh yeah, no karen i dont want to see you, id only way to see in a jigsaw trap u dumb bitch, wow look at the security fill up the ring with there three guys, commercial, i got 99 problems but a bitch aint one, hi im aj style, have u been injured in an accident and wrong fuly paid insurance fees if so call me at 555 here comes daniles to kick my ass, it does not suprise me that scott steiner is from the D, and i wanna make a video with mr andersons entrance, and when he says anderson for the first time arn andersons face pops up and u hear the "huh" from botchamania, then when he says its again Mr anderson from the Matrix pops up with the "Huh" sound again, but i dont have the stuff to do it, abyss fucks up and then finally snaps and is getting his ass kicked, commercial break and here is my perdiction bfg, james storm turns his back just like jeff jarret and jeff hardy and anderson, he will come out to help roode and super kick him instead and then say sorry about your damn luck, commercial break and its the handicapped match so lets count the moves before immortal comes out, that was a weak spine buster, could have been so much better where is batista, whats up with roode and the crippler cross face, and wow he won, thats impressive, he is not winning, that sux, those are some weak ass kciks, bully ray was late, jame storm comes out to help and gets his ass kicked which is a bit of foreshaddowing for bfc, and here comes angle, oh shit hardy, god bully just fucks everyting up and got punched in the fucking face, mike teenay didnt know if she could call it a tsit of fate or hate, so he just called it the twist, like its the 70s, commercial break, flounder?this dude whom i cant remember his name , is very weird looking when u stare at him, jeremy borahs sounds right but idk ,is the contract signing a debate, and its not official yet? then why would hogan sign the contract if he slipped up, this makes less sense than the man in the crowd wit ha rain bow beard, its true its out there, that was the slowest least inticlimactic table flip, its like it was in slow motion, and my dvr sucks a dick thats it

Rob Dydrek's fantasy factory

so the first ever rob dydrek fantasy factory, high review and we start off with shooting hoops with the dodge ball launcer, and it looks pretty fun but drama is not having fun, drama really wanted to sit on rob's lap, and he is having girl friend issues, a nickle cnat love a dime, they are shooting basketballs into the ag that big cat is trying to work in, what happens in 2 days, going to seattle, and its time to skate board with some friends, and home boy runs into the door, nice, oh shit watch out he is ready, commercial break, tucker tried to fast forward live tv, so they are bringing in some bitches and put an ear piece in the and tell them what to say, this is gonna be great, drama is getting pimp, oh my god, this is great, but drama thinks its weird, he said omg lets not talking about farting, wow not even a little bit happy, what the fuck drama sir, he was gonna say gay but then remember he was on tv, commercial break where is ur heart at, he is gonna gaze him so hard, wow this is a legit thing, oh my god, who ever edited this clip where braunswager comes out is a genius, wow that is really all he did, came out stared and left, commercial break, street league skateboarding the biggest stage of all skate boarding, wow thats a lot of people, i think it just blurred a mans ass out in the crowd, and lets check in on drama i have a feeling this lady used to be a man, oh no its a puppy, wow drama is getting gay on this dog, and that is the first ever tv episode high review

sept 26th 2011 Monday night raw

welcome to raw, and ladies and gentleman we start out, with the game, he decideds to show us the reason he fired the miz and truth, and aparently its mid card raw ranting, dolph fuck face comes out and bitches then cody my face is fucked up rhodes, and he bitches then im only as good as my tag team partner can carry me, christian comes out and bitches, and triple h lays down the law, commercial break, and we continue midcard hour with this 10 man battle royal for the who gives a fuck title, i realy cant remember which title he has cause i dont care oh intercontinetal i figured it out by process of elimination, i almost said europeon, and booker aparently has been under a rock and is shocked to see a seond sin cara, wait rhodes and ted are feuding when the fuck did that happen, if he celtric crosses him over the top ill piss my pants, i think rhodes just tried to rape shamues, shameus fucks up big time and cant get his foot over the rhodes and like i knew it, rhodes weasels his way into a victory commercial break, and we are recapping mark henry whooping and senior center, oh my god the look on booker t's face when micole said anal bleeding? why does this raspy voiced bastard always want to give me the full title of his job whom i dont remember still, and are we really doing, i lost my thought of training cause klly kelly popped up umm yeah damn, i dont like evas new hair does that make me gay? commercial break, a special remast, so i really hope they do a lesibain angle with beth phoenix and bitch face, you wanna go eve, what bitch ill jerk you off, nickala natalia hart on just copped 2 feels on eve's booty, that looks painful as shit, sam if u watched this match learn to do what ever the fuck that was, alot of spanking and eve takes a super man dive out the ring lol that shit was epic i love this match never thought id say that about a divas match, some one gonna get their ass kick and some one has a 69 sign, commercial break, so now we have mark henry talentless hack, and great kahli, a even more talentless fuck, wow kahli took the bump before henry even swung, who on the ground, umm i think i am, commercial break, damn a lot of commercial break, there all onioins they are all out there, the hell in the cell is like church, thank you jr, cena is feeling some love and he is loving it, and milking it, wow thats gay, i like cm punk chants, cena is talking still i have no idea what about, punk cant count, wow delrio it doesnt matter ill kick your butt, wow punk just got punched in the fucking mouth, by delrio, damn he aint happy, thats right the tee of us, hahaha, stopp talking , comercial break woo woo woo, i think im starting to secretly like zac ryder, dolph has new music and it fucking blows dicks for ducks wrong sir wrong, booker t is crazy, wow really thought that they were gonna let ryder win, TLO? who is that teddy long orange? ew vicki should not be in that top and she should not be running in it, commercial break, and back to the match should be decent match here, weak warriors way but not bad he likes big bonded, so who is gonna be there third man that comes out of no where?ah mini tista, though i notice he has been growing out his hair so they stop calling him that but it aint helping, do something ryder do something, he gets closed lined, way to do a face turn right there, commercial break, if kelly kelly did a porn , it would make billions, and back to black pee wee hermin and the munchkin crew, fuck my ears its delrios fuck face, i wanna c, cm punk, kick the fuck out of his face, john why dont u tell us something obvious about hell in a cell, ok cole well blah blah blah not saying anything interesting my whole demeaner is monotone and boring, how do i even get over? wow punk just big booted delrio that was sick, and cm punk wins, and the cell is coming down, and the cell is coming down, and cena and rod rigeuz and punk are locked in, and delrio with a chair, and end, good raw

Reefer Madness (the movie)

well welcome to the first ever high review of a movie, the movie, reefer madness, we open with a boat load of credits and a boat load of bull shit to follow, we then go to some man ranting about how marijuna spelled with an h, is worse than heroin, thats right herion, we are subjected to follow these teens in their daily life, and the habbits of a bunch of people whom we asume are the devil worshiping drug dealer, they are promoting a big party, the pianist whom im pretty sure is on herioin also is aparently a pot head, and he smokes a mairjuna ciggarette like he does a dick, we finaly get to the party, and they all seem to be drunk, dear god they are fornecating on the couch, a lady is passing out the weed, does that actually happen? ever, who gives out joints? what in gods name is wrong , if this is how it was back in the day i wanna be around then and not now, now i gotta buy my own shit back then you could roll up in some weird persons crib and just been giving a joint, we cut to the kid and some older guy, young boy begs for a ciggarette, old man might cut his throat and we are in the office, big and tall suit comes in, i think small man just threatened big man, i think big man just threatened to rape lil mans kid if he had any, aparently when every one in this town gets high they turn into a bobble head, and you can kill some one going 45 and omg they hit this car and it was the best hit and run ive ever seen in my life omg that was some funny shit, billy or jimmy or mcjunior son of a bitch never lies, idk why he is so special but i guess he is, mr carol, meets with the big goverment man, and they cant do nothing till the public grows a hard on, he has cabnits of marijuana records, they said this dude got high and killed his whole family with an axe what in the fuck sake of fuck holy shit that is retarded if ur mad enough to kill some one you are no longer stoned, its impossible, this old guy i have no idea if he is a new character or not sits down with jack off, bill, bill is his name, and i think mr carol wants to rape bill, lots of rape hints in here, suggestion, young lady is mad then suddenly bettr, if these people are supose to be high ive never seen any one smoke and then act in such a manner, ever never, and ive been doing this for a while, there is some bickering in the kitchen some laughter some creepy guy who keeps laughing for no reason and then some sex? cops checking on that hit and run with this movie im very surpised they are keeping up, jimmy didnt leave no message for mary, mary ends up and druggy's party palace, creepy laugh man has mary backing in a corner, lets see what mary does, i use commas alot, mary seems to not notice that is weed in here cigarette and not tabaco, bo peep is all fucked up and tweeking out, and mary is goin to get molested! no no i think rape, oh no hulk smash hulk smash, ary is upset that her rapist is getting beat up, damn boy fuck em up hulk, i think hulk just shot mary oh shit, and then got knocked in the head, the bullet shot from across the room hit mary at a downward angle, and mary jane killed mary, slappy mc dick baptaizes hulk ad then hulk sees that mary is dead, and drops the gun which could have fired again, killing some one else, they blame hulk for shooting mary, hulk sad, aparently teens drinking is better than kids smoking, thats what we should tell the cops none o this makes sense, and i think the movie is about over , hit and run man talks to scuba diver, who knows i dont know half these people are, now we are in court, weed causes errors in time and space, blah blah blah, creepy laughter guy is really mad now, then old clemintine is talking to old man rivers, who knows what they are talking about, but he is going to ee the boss, i think his real name is boss, oh here is the verdict for the trial, we dont give a fuk why he did it, we just give a fuc that he did it, the jury is metin and this man looks at the shadow of a string swingin and sees a "phantom neuce" that doenst match up with the swining string, good job, dude is wearing way to much guy liner and is crying, the verdict is in, lets hear it, oh no such luck oj your guilty as hell, mommas crying, crazy laughy man is just crazy at this point, and i think he said bang me some reefer, but i think maybe he said bring, and they are gonna hang him, he wants to see jack, i dont not own nightmare before christmas and im ashamed, bitch u about to get a visit from the ghost of christmas pasted, hoe bitch, i have no idea what this scene is about but butt head wants it faster, and bevis must deliver, she might die, i think he is havin a heart attack or an empiphany i have no idea, but here omes guy wearin a hat, and jack sparrow knows what he wants and thats to kill him, but no old man in a coat just wantss to talk, so crazy boy smith kills him and his gal pal thinks its great and funny and some jewish lady is filling a complain what a suprise, and the cops chase a lady, and the crazy heynia is dragged away buy the police leaving one dude in there to idk maybe get the weed and use it himself, no one is behind him, did we hang people in the 1930s really, loos like this was a big mdia thin maybe, but i have no idea what they are illuding to, there are fire fighetrs who cant actually swing an axe, hitler is getting arrested, and after that migraine of a montage we are in the judges chamber, bill didnt do it damn it it was jack, oh it was horrible jack shoot that bitch, bill was so doped up he dont remember nothing, and she is guilty and some one is not, some midget woman is there to escort her out, and she is a witness in the people vs will E coyotee, she reminisses, the passion the love the fight the shooter on the lawn and she jumps out the fucking window, and so young bill didnt shoot him and the judge says he is a bad guy and moves to the next cases bt makes yougin sit in on this case, he is clearly insanse cuase he is a pot head, damn that happened to my neighbors, omg thsat was the end what in fucks name is that