2-13-12 friday night smack down wwe

ok laides and gentleman time for a new update its sundaynight, super bowl sunday, and its time to watch friday night smackdown to review, we hype barrot vs orton which should suck, amy said that this song is fagish lol so we know who are the people in the elimination chamber that ppv is gonna suck dick just saying, and at this point i have to run out for donuts so here is amy for the her first high review fill in. big fat black guy talkin to skinny black guy can i get an Amen! why is he so mean to Mark henry? here comes the pasty guy with hs head sweat poppin shamus is kinda cute royal rubber winner lol coty roads looks like the gurrr arrg guyss mike makes fun of things cody rhodes lover wishes he would say.... i lasted 40 mins and did all the work... i think warriors gonna come back. shamus has sweet eyes and thers a cat on my pillow i think they airbrush shamus whiter. my tummys bubblin... oopps cody fell before shamus did his spot. owww that hurt. cody rhoads is actualy doin pretty good in this match. booker said he didbt know he was gonna be in the ruble but he was all dressed ready to do... that indicates knowing your going to be in it.. wow the dirt on the screen of the laptop looks 3d.shamus has a new finisher.. needs tobe called the irish flounder because it looked floppy like a fish. GOD DAMN wade barret is UGLY! Taker is god... even if he is as old as mosus. cody roads looks like hes going to cry. this ganger dumbas is stupid gang bang on aussie and theres kalie or however its spelt. soo confused as to why these people are attacking one another... what ever happened to rivals? kali is out for no reason ohhh god... why is he back back? hacksaw? hmmmmm hahahaha bad joke... hacksaws retarded. santino is awesome... lol who was the guy who carried a manaquin head? thats who santino needs for a partner... his name had to do with winter i think so is wwe bringin back tag teams? hacksaws the only one in the match thats name dosnt end with O... and hes a cancer servivor. good for him. think santino did splits... gonna have to watch again... awww wish santino won cause hes awesome.. yay your home... the end. now i am back, and here comes my boy d bry thats right here he comes walking down to the ring oh yeah d bry fav 5 watch out fav 5 dbry wooo, im really liking the heel turn, i really do i do i do ew ew! i agree d bry is a great champ, im thinking about being a vegan, now im thinking about bacon, double bong toke and he does have a good point bryan has defended his title more than any other champion recently, oh big suprise, here comes big show, is ass pg ? especially double ass? oh this is good we needed to do this, here comes his injured girl friend even though it was a month ago she still got a nek brace on, well done, she is hot though u gotta say that, hit her!!! as bryan is walking his girlfriend to the back some drunk yells get out of here and its less coherant than this reveiw, divas doing some squats then fart and santino gets a wiff, commercial, nows its natalia phoenix vs jane snuka and bow chicka wow wow, i actually have an interest in this match, other than oxona, and u can hear beth apologizing for her hard tag, that was awesome, and wow its over already thats horrible, we recap the shitty reason to give mark henry some time off, and oh yeah as if they match couldnt get any shittier its khli that replaces him, commercial break, we suck cenas dick for a minute have a talk with orton and commercial break, and back to orton and barot this match much like this event hould suck, we start with a very sloppy back and forth slobber knocker, and already we are outside they dont have any talent in ring lets see about outside it, and we throw barot into a few things and then we do a back breaker on the outside which was not bad idea, if the baracade wasnt so padded, and as orton pulls out a table commercial break, and back and the table spot was useless how do u fuck up a table spot , be ortaon and barot, way to go, id rather watcho two monkeys fucking while throwing their own fecies at a pile of puke that slowly dumps at random intervals like the bird that dips into the water that was cool back in the 80s, he was raised on the streets fighting for his meals so this is in his element a controlled enviorment where u cant do certain things, and to beat your oponent u must be able to hold them down for 3 seconds, which as far as i remember is how i won my last fight on the street i got into, fuck this show, fuck orton, fuck barrot, fuck this rivalry, fuck wwe, and fuck smack down, oh and fuck cole, the meg episodes of family guy are more entertaning than this match, id rather spend this time trying to practice cutting my toe nails with an axe. orton is a five move of doomer too, how were they able to stand up and get out the way before barot even was thrown ?  orton wins big fucking suprisse, bryan next week is facing orton should be decent to shitty, bryan comes out orton stare shim down and that was this disapointing episode of smackdown hope you all enjoyed it cause i didnt

WWE Royal Rumble 1-29-12

Welcome every one to the high review of the royal rumble ppv 25th aniversary, vvery nice we start off with the world title match triple threat cage match, bryan, henry and show, my prediction for this match is d bry is going to work henry and show against each other they either will be beating each other up or knock each other out and he will escape the cage and keep the title, so here we go, d bry is already in a corner down and out, and big show uses the cage as a weapon, and loos like he has already bent the cage, big show punches the cage and henry is taking a break this is why triple threats hardly ever work, it comes down to 1 on 1 and the other member takes a break, that was a nice kick to the knee by daniel bryan, show sold it well this is bryans second attempt this early in the match to win, though i hope it doesnt last too long, its already began to bore me, and not but 15 minutes into the ppv and we have to hear about fucking twitter, that was horrible, i hate the twits and the tweets fuck em, now bryan takes a break and henry is back after a long break and he is limping doubt thats a sell, doubt henry is that good, i think the crowd is chanting lets go andre, suprisingly big show and daniel bryan have had some good back and forth, i think his elbow is bleeding, yeah bryan is bleeding from the elbow, we are teased with a submission win my bryan and here comes henry from his thrid break this match, bryan goes to the top big show grabs him, and pull him back to the top suprisingly, bryan fighting again, another escape tease, big show, showing off his strength and show drops him though i dont think he was supose to win right then i think they had a lil more but oh well thats the cage match, and thats why d bry is part of my fav five,commercial break, wait what the fuck, oh fucking elimination chamber preview feb 19th one day after ventana and psychostik that means i got to get a weekend off shitty might miss that, wow we are really hyping this cena v rock, so lets see this suck cenas dick promo, you know most times when your supose to be a face and half the crowd boo's you, you lose your job, but not cena, no makes it an angle, i hope him and angle go to prison and get shanked by the same guy after they boss lose their anal virginity to him, is that mean? this promo will not end, its funny this whole promo all these shots from young and now, not one wrestling move, haha thats some great shit, and divas match, wow this is all like a big bunch of fast forward, wow i guess we have team colors and every one got the memo except lady snuka, wow  match goes on for 3 minutes with out one wrestling move and the first one was a booty pop moonsault, very pg, nice, but let me repeat this because this match is boring, a wrestling match went a full 180 seconds with out any wrestling moves being performed, in the jcw try outs that me and mike did all we had was 3 minutes to impress the people and if we were good enough they would give us 2 more to finish the match, and they did no moves in the time span we had a full match, including top rope spots chair spots and barbed wire spots, fuck the divas devision, i just heard im sorry you yelling my face yelled to a ref,  it took 5 other divas to catch one kelly kelly, but only one of snukas kid to damn near kill undertaker at mania, and the body builders and twins win, i just tried to fast forward it, we recap raw zac gets hurt eve tells cena leave us alone, yada yada yada, wow what the hell is up eves ass she telling every one off, if when eve opened the door for ryder and his couch blew up that would be the shit, and is cena really next is this math happening now, its not going to be the main event holy shit im fucking shocked, lets see if cena embraces the hate, idk we will see, that was kind of a cool begining of an entrance, i still dont like that mask though its just bulky doesnt really make a lot of sense, shockmaster type shit lol, ha, i like they eyes on it but thats it, my finger itches , this match is kinda boring a bit, but it is cena, but i guess there is no stip on this, which is odd, i thought there would be like a no dq or something, people in the front row of the hard cam golf clapped for a clothesline from kane, something is wrong with kanes arm, he keeps favoring it, in a non sell way, that was a horrible attempt at my finisher for paco, the south of the border i think i called it but i dont remember that could of been bobby's finisher i cant remember, shut up im high, are they really going to do a super plex, oh no he is gonna do his gay leg drop thing off the top, hope kane sits up, oh he is going for the 5 knuckle shuffle off the top even gayer, fuck you faggot, that was a hell of an elbow to the jaw to cena, wow double count out gay, cena hits kane with a big piece of rubber, that sounds gay lol, saying gay a lot, cena is o n screen cant help it, he kicked him in the shin, what kind of shit is that why do you kick a man in the shin, oh no he found ryders dressing room, ha the door landed on him, the white powder on kanes ass takes away fro mthe creepiness, what is kane doing, tombstone really, is that the big finish, please tell me you set her on fire, damn here comes cena, wow thats it a tombstone and a choke slame no sodomy, disapointing, guess this is a mania match, one of the matches had to end early cause we drug out that ending, oh dont be a bully, nice right after kane bully's ryder, oh wait thats right kane cant face cena at mania its rock fighting him, so what going to happen this going down on elimination chamber now a rock suck fest, what the hell is drew macentrie doing out here, what the fuck is this, some one is going through the spanish announce table, hell yeah funkasaurus rex hell yeah this is whats good, and drew says thats the scrizz, i dont know what scrizz is about alright, he got the jello going, we knew that would be short one, now a slim jim commercial, pizza here gotta eat, punk zigler is next, the worst  part of this ppv so far is having to see vicki on my screen, i love the random err and or signs, its funny, so finally the matches goes to start and johnny comes in and bans vicki interesting, cole just said that he is good awresterls casue he was a world chmp in japan, the same man who said no matter what you do in pro wrestling if its not in the wwe it doesnt matter, right on the snout, and then an amazing reverse spinning power bomb, wow i agree with booker can some one tell me what the hell went on yeah, and at 9 45 we start the royal rumble, my legit pick, santio marella, my two fantasy picks , brock lesner or batista, mizz is talking to start yeah, its not a last man standing they can be laying down in the ring, and then get up and throw ur ass out, and number 2 a ry wow, can any one explain the 0/10 sign? and rily is eliminated already one man down 28 to go, who is next, and r trtuh, wow i spelled that all wrong, and rhodes is number 4, idk what move truth did to miz before rhodes came out but god damn it looked bad, and not in a good way, jay finds the two white guys beating up on the black guy funny and so do i, and ur number 5 is justin gabriel, 6 is epico and a few good moves and truth gets out and mizz is knocked out on the outside, my bad primo not epico, and 7 is mick foley, hell yeah i wanna see him eliminate every one, cole should never say he should have bang banged himself again, that was wrong, delrio is back in the rumble, wait a secod this is awesome, ricardo is number 8, and ricardo goes ham hell yeah, you cant say shit about ricardo with out saying that he takes some fucing amazing bumps, god damn, nd number 9 my personal pick to win the rumble nd rodregez is gone, santtino lives, and its a cobra socko face off, and here comes other epico at 10, and there he goes, the snake and the sock lock up and then santio is gone now i got to get a new pick and there goes foley, and 11 is kofi, i dont want jericho to win god damn, miz and rhodes try to eliminate kofi as 12 is the king he comes from ring side, that was dope, and mizz dekc rhodes and it goes ham time, oh old man nipple slip, and he is gone, rhodes and mizz still in it with kofi, behind the numbers on the countdown looks like backon, and ezekiel jackson is number 13, let him eliinate a white guy please, and 14 is gender bender, 15 is khali, who fuc cares, gender gets eliminated and 16 is some mexican, 17 is booker, and did he sit that entire ppv with no pants on, kofi pulls some pimp shit hand stand and 18 is dolph and vicki comes damn, nothing really going on and 19 is hacksaw jim duggan, and he is gone already, damn, so we got rhodes mizz, some mexican ooker khali and dolph, and now no more booker or khali double elimination and 20 cole god damn it, he cant figure out to get his head gear on, and 21 is kharma holy shit she returns, and big black woman eliminates some black guy, and dolph eliminates kharma, leaving the ring to dolph zigler miz rhodes kofi and at 22 shameus a big pick to win it, and shameus eliminates kofi, and in at 23 road dogg fucking road dogg, and now 24 is uso number 1, 25 is swagger and this rumble has been mid card central i know there is a lot of mid carders at the rumble but damn, and 26 is wade barrot, eh, still sucking not a great thing here getting dissapointed, and eliminates road dogg, 27 lucky number is david fucking otungo, now number 28 is randy orton getting a lil better, aparently rhodes was in evolution with orton according to mizz, uso and barrot get eliminated, 29 is jericho the whole time it was black there was still a match going on, ontogo elimated by y2j , and who is the 30 who is it who is it, and it is disapointment big show, wow fucking gay, and eliminates swagger before show even gets in, and show eliminates rhodes and mizz o now its just show orton dolph zigler never mind there he goes, so show orton shameus and jericho, show and orton get eliminated jericho and shameus are left, lets go sheumus that would be awesome, shameus win holy shit im happy with that, jericho doesnt win but we still have 15 mintues, and jericho is missing teeth, i think i need ot learn how to spell his name now,

wwe Monday night raw 1-23-12

alright folks its been a while but here we are its monday night time to do a high review of monday night raw im high and have a head ache so im sofficently pissed off, in the intro crowd scroll the camera guy ran into a fat guy i found that very funny, mic foley needs to stay out of wwe i love him but go away, cm punk comes out and here we go lets start raw,     so cm punk recaprs last weeks raw and decilars he is gonna break both of johnny's arms, and invites him out, cm punk likes the lines, take ur balls out of ur purse, and just what the fuck is cena doing out here , fuck you cena embrace the hate, was that last week ryda got screwed over? oh god why does he have to say this every time? so i have no idea why he just made this match nor stipulation idk what ryda has to do with cena or kane, why does johnny always forget his words, bong toke, and really these fuck twats are out here to wrestle cena and punk, why couldnt vicki die instead of eddie, she needs to do steriods, and kill her family like benoit and when i say family i mean chavo, why do we let jack swagger talk, vicki i not a cougar she is a wildabeast, i like punks wrestling gear, commercial break, we are back and cena is on top of dolph and now they are wrestling, vicki in that skirt looks like two hogs hanging from hooks fighting for the lives, did dolph do a half retarded ric flair taunt? aparently cena got caught from behind, swaggers kick on the outside was weak and horrible, wow cena about fucked swagger up with that fu, that was close, punk gets one of the hottest tags ive seen in a while, i like how cena and swagger are going for submission when they are not the legal man and are not inside the ring, there is a sign in the front row and im pretty sure it says vicki gurero is not a woman, cm punk talks some trash, holy shit johnny agreed to wrestler punk i wonder how he is gonna fuck over punk with this one, bong toke commerial break, this jericho thing pisses me off, holy crap he speaks, but not for long, commercial break, oh ok i was wondering why cole was quoting r truth but thats because he is going to be in a match, no king last years royal rumble wa the biggest ever it was 40 ppl not 30 like normaly way to go, so the number of hall of famers are in there, just slightly over one full rumble match that would be a good rumble i have no idea if that last sentance made sense, this match between ryda and kan e should be good, commercial break, and kane is just fucking shit up he is fucking ryda all ove the arena eww lol, any way i think cena is gonna come out, there was a guy that works for wwe that when they showed eva was tyring his damnest not to be on camera, kane broke the wwe thingy, way to be fucked up ome one didnt put that togeter properly,  i saw right before ryda went through the stage that that part of the stage was a slightly different colors, and kane is after eve, and i bet here comes cena, yup and here is cena lookling like a big white ape, and shit, this match isnt over... as if this moment wasn't "sad" enough there is a little child who shouted help him cena, love it, bong toke, commercial break, we returned to writer strapped to a board like a mummy, bong toke, eve was trying to cry this whole time and hasnt been able to, you can tell cause her mascare is still in tact, and john you gotta feel real bad about this, ha what a question, oh no the hate is coming out watch out, i like how he is trying to look scary but just looks constipated, commercial break we retrn to gender bender as mike calls him and i agree and the great white shemus, wade barrot comess out shemus takes a dangerous bump off the top, that was a horrible knee from the outside, during this match there is a guy trying to dude climbing backwards over the seats and shemus does a green bay plunge and they play it off like that wasnt extremly fucking impressive, shameass wins and then talks some shit to wade barrot, two taosand and twelve royal rumble match thus says shemus, mizz promo, truth comes in and saves it a bit, with using the word poop, or ninka, shut up johnny no one likes you, commercial break, and we come back to william regal fucking shit up, oh shit some body needs to call my mama, they got the area where ryda feel through the stage roped off, and hey brotus isnt in red today , he couldnt get his pants off in time, aww heath you lil jobber you, that was a hell of a throw, i dont like how his finisher is a cross body, but i love when he pinned him he said some body call my mama, loved it, that was fucking awesome, he has to keep his matches short because the dancing tires him so, commercial break and we are back i love these rumble videos, and now mizz and r truth, if it wasnt for mike i would fast forward through this match but for what ever reason he likes truth, commercial break, back to the match looks like we just missed some rest holds, that was a nice but slightly messy roll up, this match has actually been pretty solid im suprised ha fat bitch all scard haha, and truth wins, means mizz is first and this is distubring footage of zac rydar, he has a broken back haha awesome medical terminology, and im not going to get all of the main event cause my dvr fucking sucks, 

thursday 12-1-11 tna

alright folks its another night of wrestling friday night which means thursday night tna review, sorry i havent been reviewing wrestling for a while but for fuck sake it aint even worth it, i know bad wrestling makes for a good review but this has just been shit you want my review of wwe right now... twitter. thats it, there u go, for fuck sake, now tna is slipping too now that it had solid ground to work on, with a golden oportunity to do something great they decided instead to make robert rude a heel and fucked everything up, even though last time he was a heel, no one gave a fuck about him, so way to go, james storm would have been amazing, his cath phrase is perfect for it but no hogans got a dick in the ass of tna and so fuck that, and i like how sting is taking the hogan route, i dont want to wrestle so im going to be in control, for fuck sake, we open with highlights of rude turning heel, and sting coming out and having a chat with rude, rude try's to pander as the average every day selfish heel great angle, fuck you, oh my god aj is coming out why is he coming out oh now whats going to happen, oh no he isnt done, jeffy hardy oh no, we are gonna have ants, so did being sober suck the fashion sense and creativity out of hard? isnt sting supose to be unbiest or do we just not care? fuck it triple threat, or three way dance for the main event should be good, probably wont, probably end with rude cheating to win, in the midst of something cool about to happen, this should be good! what commercial break? we return to jeffy hardy saying him and rude got hit with the titles, way to go, fuck u jeff jarret, you fucked up tried to kill the company shut up, omg jj is not even believable thats horrible, god this angle sucks, umm where did my wahing car girls go, and why am i looking at bully rays ugly mug, umm whats bischoff getting paid for? if dickie and sting are running the company, why is he getting paid, and to come up with a masterplan to presuade abyss into stop trying to kill immortal they chose bully ray and scott steiner, yeah cause those are the genuis's you want on that job, and commercial break, wow i love this angle so much i dont mind hearing karens nasty raunchy voice, raunchy in a bad way not like what tara is doing, if miss testmackers ass was any better it have to be a bacon sandwhich cause thats they only thing that would be betteri supose, and i really thought this toxic bitch was going to be banging but no, not really, and yay the mexican steriotype is still on the scene, oh wow wtf is this match, pope and devon when did that happen, i love the fact that people dont know what to make of the pope, they dont know if they should cheer him or boo him, i love it so much lol mike teenay said they were just this close to geting that much closer to the tag team titles, but i wonder if when he said this close if he put his fingers up real close together, oh god that was an amazingly hard spine buster, wow devon n pope win good they are doing new teams they needed to, commercial break and we return to austin aries coming out and when i heard his music and saw his video thought it was a bitch coming out, any one else thinks kid kash looks retarded, retarded and george w bush both those maybe the same thing, commercial break, back to aj styles talking about the match nothing special there, no ground breaking promo shots, why why u ask that is why u need an announer, god damn gunner hit that dude fucking hard, i cant belive that, damn, now sting is talking to jarrett and yet another commercial break, and back to the washing of cars, i love it, wow stiener and bully, normally red blooded american monster, mickie james vs odb and mickie got splattered on the floor, dualling cookie sheets are we tcw? wtf? i dont think u can say ass on tna any more, wow mickie is really showing her flexiblity in this match and i like it, odb couldnt have had that chair any closer to her fae, wow, and we are back to james storm, and oh loo here is kurt angle, oh they love their concusions dont they, damn who are the sluts, oh bully and steiners plan i remember now, commercial break, this whole rude family thing is stupid, i dont like it at all i dont care about it, now to rvd vs robbie e, cant belive he is a champ, that makes me sad, e takes a horrible spill out side just sloppy, and hell of a bouncer, he just pushed robbie e off of him, and head to head rolling thunder after a planted kick, concentration laps by van damn, no that just called being high, eric young came out for no reason, daniels comes in robbie e doesnt know how to roll out of the way, ha the sluts got fucked lol hahaha thats funny shit, commercial break, now here omes the match and lets see how rude cheats to win this match if my dvr will let me watch it, commercial break and back to the match, back to the handicapped triple threat match, and now we get some good back and froth with jeff and aj, u knew it would happen dont say u didnt, rude starts to get control of the match and the pace of the match slows, aj wa going to try to kip up and failed, what i hardy positioing himself for, oh thats what he is setting up for, right before jeff hits the fatal warning, jeff flips his hair back but two  piece of hair stay on his face in the form of an x in his forhead that was awesome and jeff jarrett helps rude to cheat to win, and that is where tna ends for me. hope u liked it

nov 3rd TNA Impact

alright so this weeks tna should be good, cause last weeks was prety shitty but set up for this one to be good, hell yeah rude got screwed, and all that, i did not like that finish of the match last week, so is this where one of them turns heel?? i hope not honestly i know its setting up for it but i hope they take the rode less traled and keep them together, actualy would be a really good angle for the company who promotes spostmanship, we treat every one with respect in the south, unless they are a different color than us, i drink beer, pander pander, i drink beer, pander pander pander, i drink beer, pander world champion pander, oh its already been broughten bitch! steal the show? i think ur the main event...  commercial break, back to divas, i meant knock outs, if ms tesmarkrs ass was any nicer, idk if it would be real, fake ass ha, her top is the texas state flag and her ass is shaped like the state of texas, no seriously look at it, see texas, you can exacute a 5 yr old retard in there, wow yeah i went there, im even ashamed of that but its said and done now, this match just got boring guy kim just took control of the match, my god she might spear better than goldberg, wow that was imrpessive, id hate to job to that fucking move, the weakest big boot ever, dumb shit dumb dumb shit, i hope tracy does something about this, idk wtf she can do but yeah, wow no she didnt, and here is garet bischoff, whats with these names i cant spell, comercial break, we come back to bischoff jr, imma call him BJ from now on, is he goin to cry really u bitch, i thought u had potiential not if ur gonna cry before ur first match u faggot, yay for domestic voilence, yay, yay, commercial break, austin aries vs jess some body, commercial break, idk who ronnie is, i know he is from the jersey shore but that doesnt help me, because well jersey is kinda big, so yeah fuk this guy get off my tv commercial break and back to jj vs anderson, i thought this impact was going to be good its been shitty, or maybe its that tag match they keep talking about with jj bully vs hardy and anderon, this could be decent but i bet it will suck, this match sucked im so bored with this whole even fuck this shit, any way ommercial break, wow that talk between crimson and morgan was long and horribly drawn out, commercial break back to a video backage of the same shit we been seeing for 3 months, and now they are coming to the ring, and we can get this damn thing on a role if we can get fuck face out of ther ing and shut his mouth, commercial break, there is a big tall guy in front of the hard cam who stands up wearing a blue bandana, i thought it was a guy from the blue man group, supperplex nicely done, aww my dvr is going to cut this match off, yup he hooked him for the cross face and idk what happened after that why does my dvr hate everything i watch?

monday oct 24th WWE RAW

alright here we go its been a while since ive done a good high review, and well after last nights ppv i cant garuntee it will be a good raw but im in a very sinicle mood towrards the wwe after they shit in my mouth with the ppv they called vengance. you know what i find hard to swallow is that delrio is still in the wwe but on top of that, he is a champion the wwe champion, why, he has no talent, he is completly replaceable, why, what in the fuck would u do that, and high lights (if you want to call them that) from vengance, and omg its so shocking that nash csame back for like a 3rd time and cole u cant remember the last time the WWE ppv had so much contraversy how about when cm punk walked out as the wolrd title and left the compnay, that has less contraversy than, mizz and truth, costing cena the title and nash returning again for the 3rd time or some shit, way to go, not even five minutes in and i want to cut your tongue out of ur mouth so u stop saying stupid shit! wow triple h has a huge shnouzer, oh congrats hunter not every one hates you, if he cries im turning this shit off, is this forever? this just turned gay, he broke ur heart? what the fuck, we doing another billy and chuck angle? oh god i knew i couldnt go a raw with out hearing this ass hole, damn hunter has a big ass hand to, i would hate to be that mic, he got big bulging veins out of his hand thats not normal, yadda yadda yadda get me kevin nash, yadda yadda yadaa, he stepped through the rope, just because triple h told him not to, wow nash uses a sledge hammer, and is that a new arm tat, is that why nash took a month off so he could get a fresh new tat so he would look cooler and younger on tv, really? fuck this company, so i think stephanie is behind all of this, every one thinks its john lanurgitus but i think its stephanie and maybe, john L job, some one screaming please reset, haha, some one fucked up, mark henry did this whole im a strong man i dont need ur help to walk oh god here im falling over help me lord, commercial break, so they are rying to be very serious about triple h's injury the people behind him are laughing their asses off, triple h is strapped ina board and nash is going to kill hunter i guess, and as he is on the gurney or how ever u spell it, there is one of the guys says ok guys like get him on the gerney, and then it cuts to commercial, speaking of a horrible way to start off raw cole here comes fucking orton, well now this fucking match looks so promising seeing how good these two matches were last night seperatly i cant imagine putting them together and so i shall fast forward there was a commercial in the middle of the match, as long as he is not carrying a skate board who was that a shot at? commercial break, so we come back to ziggler, and santino, and so it seems like i cant escape from all the same ppl as last night, at least dolph has his trunk unlike last night, why do these people get put on my tv? when you are a something or other champion and you have to cheat to beat santino marella, you might as well quit now before minitista rapes you, commercial break, so far my fav part of raw has been the commercial break, we come back to delrip yadda yadda yadda oh wait cm punk here we go, lets press play, jesus christ here comes fuck twat, whats not gonna happen on ur watch, whats with the skate board comments, why is delrio still in the ring, oh thats why so cm punk can fuck him up, damn lil mexican buddy is taking a shit load of bumps recently, king just randomly said brother, like hogan, thats weird, commercial break, back to nadia and some dude, and so beth is bonkin cm punk, that is crazy i figurd punk would want some one more like kelly kelly, but maybe she is too wild, has there only been like 3 matches in this whole show? morison vs barrett, thats horrible, lets see if john can carry wade, and another fucking commercial break, i think ive seen more commercials than i have seen wrestlers, barett uses blck hole slam, boring match, way to botch the end barret u suck go fuck urself. this cole vs jr is stupid, but i hope he loses, commercial break back to ryder mizz n truth beat up ryder n mizz totally mizes ryders head with a kick n here comes mizz n R, idont care about this, commercail break, back to handi cap cena, eww cena spit all over the mic eww, and that was there mezierable excuse for a program fuck this company

Oct 14th Thurs , TNA Review

ok so i know its been a while, but here were im high and its TnA time ddint even mean for that n to be lower case but it happened, any way, we start of with a recap of hogan sting and angle roode and here comes angle, one last time kurt how many talks do u need, greatest wrestler to ever tie a pair of boots, no i dont tink so and i think urs are velcrow u retard i will prove that i will prove, kurt shut the f uck up and get hit by a bus already, where is ur wheel chair, i think rvd got hit in the pills by a chair, way to go talentless lynn, commercial break and its daniles and lynn vs rvd and aj style but where is rvd oh there he is way to build up the suspense and nice way to kick off the fallen angles face now we know how he fell, that was a gay joke, i mean damn why did i type that, wow he got some height on that monkey flip idk what they are doing with the aj angle but idk i jus tidk how i feel or why they are doing it or anything all that all the above, commercial break, and morgan vs joe should be decent, oh morgan shouldnt wear white trunks eww, maybe i was wrong this math is slow, nd now its over, what was the point, oh no joes gotta submission, this has been done before joe, and u did it uch better back then, haha he cant say alpha male, oh shit what if the alpha male comes back and bfg holy shit that be crazy, commercial break, back to immagrants, did he say iron his socks, why do ur socks need ironed,thats a sexy bitch with a mowhawk, wow way to fuk up a face bump, dumb fuck commercail break, bak to hippie n a rod vs val venis n kid rock, why did kendrick drop of the ring apron to jump in the ring, that was a good suplex that was a horrible cadapault, sloppy back breaker, slopp sloppy sloppy, cold hot tag, oh my god that was a train wreck sliced bread about knocks out the ref the move lands on the belt in the refs view and no dq, yay tna aa sells a title being dropped on his chest,and would u look at those tits, commercial break wow karent jarret has her ow ngay lil version of kurt angles music, gay she is the vice president who is the president, and fighting like a banshee, i dont hink banshees fight, they screech, like crack whore rayne, id pay velvet, oh yeah, no karen i dont want to see you, id only way to see in a jigsaw trap u dumb bitch, wow look at the security fill up the ring with there three guys, commercial, i got 99 problems but a bitch aint one, hi im aj style, have u been injured in an accident and wrong fuly paid insurance fees if so call me at 555 here comes daniles to kick my ass, it does not suprise me that scott steiner is from the D, and i wanna make a video with mr andersons entrance, and when he says anderson for the first time arn andersons face pops up and u hear the "huh" from botchamania, then when he says its again Mr anderson from the Matrix pops up with the "Huh" sound again, but i dont have the stuff to do it, abyss fucks up and then finally snaps and is getting his ass kicked, commercial break and here is my perdiction bfg, james storm turns his back just like jeff jarret and jeff hardy and anderson, he will come out to help roode and super kick him instead and then say sorry about your damn luck, commercial break and its the handicapped match so lets count the moves before immortal comes out, that was a weak spine buster, could have been so much better where is batista, whats up with roode and the crippler cross face, and wow he won, thats impressive, he is not winning, that sux, those are some weak ass kciks, bully ray was late, jame storm comes out to help and gets his ass kicked which is a bit of foreshaddowing for bfc, and here comes angle, oh shit hardy, god bully just fucks everyting up and got punched in the fucking face, mike teenay didnt know if she could call it a tsit of fate or hate, so he just called it the twist, like its the 70s, commercial break, flounder?this dude whom i cant remember his name , is very weird looking when u stare at him, jeremy borahs sounds right but idk ,is the contract signing a debate, and its not official yet? then why would hogan sign the contract if he slipped up, this makes less sense than the man in the crowd wit ha rain bow beard, its true its out there, that was the slowest least inticlimactic table flip, its like it was in slow motion, and my dvr sucks a dick thats it